shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Well, now. Why don't you send me your specifications and we'll find out. Wanna make sure we fit together just right. Better yet, why don't we have the Cap supervise? Good to have a medic on hand in case we get into trouble.

 

someones clearly nevwer had a hands-free husktop.

 

buck-et! buck-et! buck-et!

 

...appreciated. Thanks.

(And no, not offended, why would honesty be offensive??? One-sided attraction nowhere near the same level as established relationship, it's just rude for me to be... hm, flirting? with someone who's claimed.)

 

Oh sour autumn child, ACTUAL force and ACTUAL physically damaging pain that the recipient does not process as enjoyable IS NOT KINK.

Don't try and teach your grandmother to tie knots.

 

-coughs politely and sends files-
I'm sure Life Support will gladly supervise if he doesn't want to patch me up afterwards

 

I apologize and I'm going to go over here and pretend I don't know him now.

Much as the two of you together would need a minder, I don't volunteer to sit through your absurd flirting. Take it somewhere a little more private. Please.

If you do I'll consider the idea

 

OH PRIMUS WHY THAT IS SO RIDICULOUS

 

wait do u not care about me.

im hurt.

 

No, I'm glad you're not upset, but just because you're not doesn't mean I don't still feel embarrassed for everyone that's bothered by them being... well, them, I suppose.

 

i was teasing.

it's kinda what i do. when am i srs?? no 1 knos...

 

She is a third his size
how

 

...determination.

 

I've offended people by being honest many times, unfortunately.

And I understand that you see it that way, but I won't be offended if you continue to flirt with me. Even if I did view that relationship as emotionally exclusive, which I don't, flirting can be a fun pastime anyway. If we're parsing flirting the same way, that is.

 

Pretty much. And he's a little taller than three times my size actually.

 

Thats It Im Kink Shaming You Alt Self

 

Oh. I'm not very good with telling that someone's teasing me unless it's Sarge. You can keep doing it, though. I probably need the practice.

I could tell you, but you probably don't want to hear. It's not the first time the Sarge has made some interesting decisions in physical match up with his partner, and he knows how to work around it.

 

One would be surprised. Also, hands and oral exist.

...is flirting amicaways a thing? Certainly not interested in conjunx-flavored romance with Life Support.

 

I am now scarred for life, what the frag.

 

Yeah, it'll take a little work, but the fit should be just fine. And I think we can convince him.
-winks-

Well, now, those details ain't quite appropriate for this audience. But I wouldn't mind tellin' you how I've done it before, privately, if you really wanna hear.