shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

once upon a time... i was just like every1 else, but prettier and funnier...

and then! i got murdered!!!

and now. i subsist only on the rainbow-hued lifeblood of my fellows... lurking in the day... sadly the position does not seem 2 come w a castle and a cape.

 

<3<3<3 !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

does he kno i think hes great

 

True. Maybe "Nonstandard" would have been a better choice of words. I apologize.

He can hear you perfectly fine.

 

-he tilts his head, his wings flick back a little anxiously-

 

good. just checking. thank u very much, ma'aaaaaaaan?

 

oh do u need me 2 let go now

is this finger a thing u might need in the future haha silly me.

-She lets go.-

 

Well! That's slightly awful, I'm sorry that happened to you. We have something that seems similar on the surface - convergent evolution is a funny thing - but a sparkeater necessarily kills its victims, being as the spark is the core self.

I think I remember that you don't have to kill, though, correct?

 

murder tastes better

thats a joke no i prefer not 2 kill but i mean i guess if i had to kill som1 id probably eat them after??

 

You may adress me as Nichrome, or Captain, at your leisure.

 

[She displays a checkmark.]

is it the stranger thing or the compliment thing

Because I also think Ref is wonderful, but I am biased

 

-carefully pats her head with a single fingertip, his wings still tilted back and his head tilted in confusion.-

 

Eef hyu actually manage to get dot leettle miststück hy vill giff hyu der best klenk booze hy ken mek diz place make. (Mina is entirely sincere)

 

-he holds up two fingers, then shrugs-

 

im totes not going 2 eat grigor tho i dont want him in me

but i am going 2 kill him

:)

 

Interesting! That makes sense, though. From what I hear of your planet it's very much waste not, want not.

 

No, you fuckwit.

It's not a kink because it's not consensual.

Fucking people or animals who do not want to be fucked is a crime, not a kink. It may not be against the law in every jurisdiction, but it should be. And anyone who defends that kind of behaviour is not someone I want interacting with my children.

It is only a kink if everyone who is involved with it wants to be doing it. That's why people who do resistance play have safe-words and safe-signs.

How can you be so stupid?

 

lmao hes not stupid

he plays on technicalities so nobody can judge him???

v obv

 

Darling, as I mentioned before, I strongly suggest setting phasers on ignore. Engaging with this creep just makes him feel validated.

 

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