shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

...do you want me to step on him? Or Cloudcrusher? Very few contingency plans account for being crushed by a bomber jet.

 

but then i'll blow up

i dont want to be a beautiful cloud of fine jade mist

 

d0 y0u n07 h4v3 4 p510n1c fr13nd 4r0und 70 g37 17 0u7 f0r y0u?? 0r, h3ll, 50m30n3 y0u c4n h1r3??

 

with what money i never got paid b4 lmao :'''')

 

Oh, I didn't realize it went off when he died! I'd offer to take it out for you, but... the size thing, and I'm not familiar with your biology.

 

...hm.

[Congessi to Refractor]: It's a very nice maneuver, particularly well-controlled, graceful, displays a... very impressive level of self-control, experience, and knowledge. Knowing Ref is willing and able to protect: also attractive!
[Congessi to Refractor]: More generally... Ref is sweet, so careful, so respectful even despite fighting abilities. Refractor cares.

[She tilts her head to rest on one of his arms, visor dimming for a moment.]

The rest... that's what courtship is for, yes? Learning each other, learning if and how we fit together?

 

yeah idk we're trying 2 work something out

 

Hy could. Eef hyu giff me sum chars ov vot iz vere. Hy em used to learnink new fee-see-o-logy qvick.

 

- .... .- - .----. ... / --- -.-!

 

Well, I wish you luck with that. I wish I could help, but I'm hopeless with explosives - funnily enough, considering the company I keep.

 

If you tell me where I can try to get it out and diffused. I have... experience with bombs and corpses?

 

chaaaange of subject time!!!

Spoiler: Large image

this is my matesprit lapyen, well we're more like datesprits now amiright???

isn't she so pretty??

 

-he was possibly sparking just a little at the optics-
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

 

[Very, very slowly and carefully-- so he can stop her, or move away if he pleases-- she raises the hand not on his chestplate towards his face to let the sparks ground through her own frame instead of burning him.]
<3<3<3<3<3<3

 

1 w1ll get that out for you 1f you want.

 

how powerful are u? lapyens friend teexy was willing to try if i never called her teexy again but she's like sparkler level, which isn't a bad thing but is in this case, you know?

she's a cool pirate

 

@Kumari sounds like that situation blows.

but uh... in all seriousness. something like that, there'd have to be some way to... monitor his life signs, right?
wouldn't it be possible to just... fake the signal?

 

not if he programmed it in ~ath, which if he's smart at all he'll have done. unfortunately, his many, many deficits arent in the brains department.

 

actually i think he literally replaced part of his brains with a computer? and like, manually controls his endocrine system?

 

huh. i guess if it was an easy fix, you woulda fixed it already.

what if he fell down and never woke up again--

--and you beat me to it.

wow. this guy is a serious chessmaster of a jerk.