shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

0k4y, 7h47'5 fuck1ng w31rd. why w0uld y0u d0 7h47 5h17 v0lun74r1ly??

 

let me attempt to mimic him.

Feelings. Are a huge liability. I am pure and rational and WAAAAAAAAAAAH LAPYEN DID A THING I DON'T LIKE KILL KILL KILL

 

50und5 l1k3 4 r34l, uh. 1 7h1nk 'p13c3 0f w0rk' 15 4c7u4lly 7h3 n1c357 7h1ng 1 c4n 54y h3r3??

 

i'm joking about it but it really fucked her up. that shit's not okay.

 

hold the phone. i'm drawing on my vast bullshit meta knowledge here.

the endocrine system controls stuff like sleep, right?

Spoiler: star trek spoilers

this thing flashes and plays a stupid song

really all you need to know is

if he replaced part of his brain with a computer

he could be made to sleep

for the rest of his life

 

wow, brilliant, it's almost like i already hacked into his computer brain because his firewalls were like wet paper and thats how i stopped him killing laledy. he's got better firewalls now. and like, alarms? idk.

 

i might be 7 sweeps old and sheltered but im not an idiot u guys

 

nah, nobody's saying you are.

i'm just throwing ideas at the wall in case something sticks.

you've been dealing with this how long? you probably already thought of everything i can think of.

but... offering bad ideas feels better than sitting around doing nothing.

you can always tell me to shut up. no offence taken.

i'll even see about getting something to eat.

 

i mean... there was a reason i was trying to change the subject. its easy 2 act brave but i don't like talking about grigor??

 

fair enough. so lemme take a look back...

right, right, you were showing us your pretty datemate.

you two been together long?

 

1 am pretty powerful. 1 can d1mens1on travel. That's how 1 ended up spend1ng several years w1th Stanford Fuck1ng P1nes who 1s st1ll the most loathesome magn1f1cent bastard even 1f we're not bucket budd1es any more.

 

heh heh...

not very long! we're taking it slow! she's so smart and pretty!

 

so you're into aliens, huh

u kno what im not even going 2 judge. it's in my blood pusher.

 

Topic change? Gotcha covered, li'l bit.

Spoiler: cute spam

Tiny critters! C'mon I can't be th'only one here as keeps cute slag on-hand :)

 

* Oh my GOD those are TOO CUTE??
* Where did you even find all of those!?
* Look at those little bugs, they're holding hands...

 

Birds I got offa datachit from the guys's lent us their shuttle t'go find... someone, ain't talkin' 'bout that right now if you'll let it slide.

Buglets're southish coastal critters, the white thing with the tentacles were all over this one sinkhole...

Don't quite recall where we picked up the bitty antlerfiend an'th' cub boopin' snoots, sorry.

 

We have thylacines! They are so adorable.

 

anyway stanford pines cant be the most loathsome because thats MY kismesis

her name is britta and she's smart and pretty and has the worst attitude and we write each others research papers on why the other is terrible

 

Got pictures on hand? :D

 

Spoiler: Large image

look at her stupid hair and her stupid patched pants and her stupid actually-wooden spear shaft.

b4 u get all judgey she has the resources to get non-patched pants but she says thats a waste and also her pants r comfy