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*sighs* Yeah. Even if that does end up leaving me with nothing to do about the person that hurt him.

Well, I dunno whether I'd have listened to that, the way I was feeling then. *laughs sheepishly*

 

Everyone was nerves all over. Water over the falls. And so on.

 

Wonderful! Now how would you like it?

Very good sir, I shall make it with a hop-pip-and-done sir *hands the tea over*

 

You didn't have to do anything, because there wasn't much to do. But regardless, no one was listening to much of anything at the moment. Thus my choice to temporarily disappear.

Exactly. Much better now that there's no longer yelling, you're here, and...

...now that there's tea. *accepts cup gratefully*

 

Yeah. But it just... felt wrong to let you be insulted, you know?

Sure, that wasn't logical, but yeah...

 

I've been good today so I will have rather a lot of sugar (because I cannot taste a little bit) and no cream either.

 

Trust me when I say, when you get your leg blown off and you need it reattached, don't ever, EVER, ask Hancock for help. This guy will keep trying to invite you to his bed, to "get well".

 

I wouldn't be surprised if you do want more carbohydrate than usual. The kits you're carrying are half human; obviously, we have to watch your sugars, but you might actually need to have the occasional sweet and eat the occasional green thing.

 

...that's a very good point, and one I hadn't considered before.

*adds that to his research notes*

 

Spoiler: Inappropriate gruesome question, nsfw

leg leg leg leg leg leg

what i want to know is, did he try to fuck your detached leg

 

I may or may not have been taking advantage of your illogical reactions to let you yell at her even though I knew it wasn't going to get anywhere, out of a sense of sheer ironic glee at the idea someone who was semi-irrationally flipping out getting semi-irrationally flipped out at in return.

 

Thank you, sir. I try my best.

Of course. Tea with a lot of sugar is great as well. *pours sugar into the tea and hands it to Valiska*

 

*laughs* Well, that is poetic, that's for sure.

 

theres a joke to be made here, about sticking your feet in your mouth...

but idk if i wanna toe that line right now

 

((Okay night for real this time, throw pillows if you recognize me in here plz))

 

No, that would be disgusting. He started to rub it *coughs*sexually.

[Nick likes this]
You are one punny guy. Somebody must have tickled your funny bone.

 

Is it really taking advantage to let someone do what they're determined to do anyway?

 

As an expert in having been taken advantage of, I say, "not really."

 

...prrrrrobably not?

 

...that doesn't actually make it seem any better.