shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

...Yes, I'd quite like to.
-he kisses Jetski's cheek, then leans against his other side-

 

-makes a delighted little noise and leans against him in turn-

 

That's all that matters.

 

*bitter laugh* So, I guess Sev's on my spit chain after all, huh?

 

[Hums happily and shifts with Jetski to stay curled up against him.]

 

*deep breath*

Okay, so.

One, I haven't been actually kissing anyone.
Two, it is really completely not your business.

I can find it vaguely understandable from an objective viewpoint that you're going to feel hurt and bitter, even if I'm completely confused as to why you've literally never brought it up in person in our original continuity once, but if you make any of the people who are being an exceptionally new type of kind to me feel any kind of negative emotion (hurt, attacked, guilty, whatever) because you're struggling to cope with your feelings and making it other people's problem, I will be very genuinely pissed off at you.

 

Yeah, you're right. *sighs* Sorry.

 

Good we've got that sorted.

 

*nods*

 

I have found the scientific method to be useful in similar situations. Upon occasion.

 

now there's an idea;
the scientific method,
relationship guide.

 

Hey, uh.

I don't 'face, either. For what it's worth.

 

...solidarity is something. [Briefly raises a hand, open palm facing Stentato.]

 

-He gives her a light high five, hoping he guessed right.-

Yeah. Just wanted to express that.

 

It's very simple; if what you are doing does not make everyone happy, try something else, or troubleshoot if the not-happy party is unhappy with the execution rather than the idea.

 

Norm? I have never found that sabotaging or disparaging the happiness of others increases my own.

Seriously, it was never me between you and him, so can you maybe stop hating me now? Even if they and I did not exist, he still wouldn't be in love with you. I always had an idea that she was encouraging me because she thought she should, but she's had twenty-five years of not believing she was capable of this.
But you and he don't suit each other, and you've got Papyrus and Sunshine, and Dali maybe too, if you don't make a fool of yourself which will piss her way the hell off.

 

Sorry.

*vacates the area before he can put his tail in his mouth any more than he already did*

 

Well, that was not what I intended to happen there.

 

Between the two of you assuring each other that you both think I'm everything, and the protectiveness, I might have to swoon a bit here.

 

I would attempt to invoke a spell of the sanguine affinity to enlighten this shallow grave if it were not for the potential dangers of such a combustion in this scenario.