shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Oh, I didn't even consider that. Should I break out the flesh eating locusts?

 

Nah. Let's keep them caged.

Sure, Pap's a sexy skeleton but that doesn't mean I wanna be one.

 

About what? You being sweet? I don't actually joke about how much I love and adore the people I care about.

Aw, but then you could match. How romantic.

 

It's not true, though.

 

Truth about people is frequently relative. From where I'm standing, it's a truth more solid than stone.

 

...It makes me uncomfortable.

 

That's what skeletonsonas are for.

 

I can say it less, if you like. It would not make it any less true.

I don't know what horrible turbofox hole I will be delving down by asking, but what is a 'skeletonsona'?

 

I dunno. Sorry. I-

Sorry.

 

Nothing to be sorry for, sweetspark.

 

ANYWAY how are you handling the rationing?

 

You can always be a ghoul like me. You can't die, you don't age, and it's awesome to soak in some rads.

 

I tried to rip out Flux's fuel line with my teeth, so about on par with the usual I suppose. I'm more worried about him getting enough to eat.

 

I have to have medical grade now. Some slag about 'internal damage'. Don't I look fine?

 

'Looking' and 'being' are frequently two different things. Medical grade is good for restoring health though, so you're probably getting off better than most of us. Does it taste awful?

 

Haven't had it yet.

 

Drink your energon. Suffer that the rest of us may know how bad it tastes.

 

I'm not hungry yet, okay? I feel fine.

 

Bad enough most of the mechs I looked after preferred a shot of the essential metals in the lines under the aft plating. And they're not pleasant going directly in the fuel lines, I assure you.

 

M'fine. I've run on less while loosin' more energon.