shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*Sarcastically* Haha. Very funny. You won't accept that I ain't leaving and you are gonna have to put up with my shit.

MORTY, YOU'RE NOT HELPING THE SITUATION!

 

It was, but if you're offering I'll have some, and thanks!

Hi Morty!

 

Geez Rick, fine! I'll stand next to the cool kids.

 

Hi Mrs. Valiska

 

Thank the master I'm not rusting in a corner here. It's my main protocol to serve. *Pours the milk into a teacup and hands it to Valiska*

 

Good to know. *grin* We'll manage to keep him in one piece somehow, no matter how stubborn he might get about it.

 

Hi sweetie. Are you okay?

Thank you Codsworth!

Stanford needs to remember that we need him. You see, Ford my love, you are not off the hook because Sev will be there for me if you die of heroic stupidity or Science gone wrong. Yes, he will take care of me and I of him, but we will also both be devastated, because we both love you.

 

Yes, yes...yes. I know. I'm getting better.

 

You are very welcome. Just ask if you need anything else, m'lady.

 

Oh, y-yeah. I'm okay. Rick and I fight all the time. I-It's normal. We usually need some space.

 

You're very kind.

You just remember how to reach us if you get into any trouble. Stanford figured out what was really going on with him. Turns out he never really needed the portal. Or a gun. Or scissors.

 

I'm glad you're saying you know, Ford, because in this as in many things, Valiska is not wrong. We do need you. And I am absolutely determined to not lose either of you.

 

You got it. Mrs. Valiska.

 

I see what you are doing there. You're trying to turn Morty against me. Well, it ain't happening.

 

I don't deserve either of you, you know, but I am never letting you go.

 

I am not trying to turn Morty against you. I am remembering what Morty told me about that arcade you left him in.

If you're such a great mentor and grandfather, why does it bother you to know that my family and I are willing to come and get Morty if Morty needs help he can't get from you?

 

First off, I was standing next to him. Second of all, you can stay out of our bushiness. There has been nothing we couldn't handle.

 

Deserving has nothing to do with it. (And besides, you would anyway.)

 

Spoiler: gore/implied (sort of) suicide

 

I'm glad you feel that way.

Rick, she just wants him to know we are willing to help if needed. And if you want us to stay out of your business, stop bringing it into the places we frequent.