shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Haha. Sometimes I'm tempted, but that'd be mean!

Anyway, I can still listen to music. And my twin? He makes things loud.

 

HOLY SLAG

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

........
Make me loud.

 

Naw.

 

DO IT?
Please.

I want everyone to hear me forever.

 

Thank you.

 

Tempting. But naw. You could shake the whole place apart.

 

IS IS IS EVERYONE JUST IGNORING THE BIG-WRONG THING

 

*Wide optics- mouths the word please*

 

They're a combiner, darlin'. A gestalt.

 

...maybe if that big guy gets too close to Lacuna.

 

i dont like it

 

-he blinks-
Well, y'don't have to like 'em. They given you any p'ticular reason to dislike 'em, though? Thought they just showed up.

 

Puncture: FIGHT ME-
Pulse: QUIET. We aren't supposed to take you anywhere fragface we're supposed to check up on you.
Chopper: And take you apart!
Curette: ... yeah AND put him back together!
Suture: Because it's a boring job.

Pulse: Oh shush. Shut up.

Curette: *giggling*

Pulse: Got it in one. We can seperate if you ask nicely.

Suture: Aaaaaaaand that's the opposite of asking nicely.

 

[It occurs to Sev that it's a bit ironic for him to be proud of and praised for his abilities in verbal accuracy only to turn around and completely fail to have the necessary emotional vocabulary. Welp.]

It's... kind of an impossibly good thing to happen, yeah.

 

Complicated but right now a SIZE issue.

 

[All of them]: Three Fifths Of Curaverimus Are As Short As You Calm The Frag Down.

 

-he grins slowly-
Well, much as its nice to have someone around here it don't feel like I'll smush if I don't step careful, it'd be lovely if I could see all yer pretty faces separate. What's your names? I'm Cloudcrusher of Kalis.

-he nods-
Well, I could see that, I suppose.

 

....
Do I get to be awake for that I want to see how my insides work WILL YOU LET ME POKE THINGS? I want to see how the spark connects, I mean I think I know from chomping my way into other bot's spark chambers but I don't know how it does with me. Important information, very important.

Oh wait frag you are huge I could crawl-- Wait. Maybe I shouldn't reveal the AWESOME INTERFACE TECHNIQUES I HAVE.

 

Oh Primus WHAT are you even DOING here?