shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Slight corrections in the interests of honesty - if an emergency forces me to treat Congessi or she consents to let me repair her, treatment sometimes feels much worse before it feels better, and certain things needed to recover from injury can seem like useless pain because of the frame's response. I don't want to be misleading.

 

Vibrating micro molecular blades. Probably gonna be hard to get the right material to get the edge as thin and as sturdy as I want it. Might take a while to get the stuff I need for that. Might put a bit of a dent in ship budget. But definitly doable.

 

...I know Jetski trusts him. Not... going to antagonize. But-- however steady he may be, he's unfamiliar.

...I have more feelings about this but not words for them, sorry =[

 

Dotz goot to heer. Hyu deed´t seem to be feelink to goot last time hy saw hyu.

 

These things are known, but honesty appreciated.

Stop being so reasonable and attractive >=[

 

-hugs- It's okay. =[[ I'm not going to force you to do anything, I promise!!

 

...wuzzat when I letcha sting me? 'At lasted a good while, yeah, ain't yer fault I ain't gotta sense Sols gave a damn tree.

 

I'M BACK HELLO FRIENDS.
Or not friends.
(Not friends die, sorry I don't make the rules.)
(Hehe. I do.)

DID YOU KNOW that I am VERY ATTRACTIVE? Honestly I don't think anyone but Starscream has me beat, a Decepticon that I must admit has style. Or not... Notibot or whatever we're calling ourselves after the war-- I was an Autobot. Am? Is? Hi!

 

I know <3 [hugs him back]

 

Ja, dot vas supposed to be Nize tink hyu know? -sighs and only just stops herself from patting whichever bit is in reach-

 

*smirks* Well, did you know that I am very attractive too?

 

No.

 

Then you've just learned something new!

 

[Twitches away from the near-contact]
Eh, 's kinna nice. Auras're decent when they ain't gettin' chased by all'a other nasty shit, y'know?

...don't mean I wanna try't again, mind. Think Sil'd kill me.

 

If it's that expensive, we could do the electricity!

 

...I'm... sorry? I can't stop being reasonable, though, being unreasonable has gotten me into quite a few messes.

I try to be honest with people. (I try to be tactful, too, but that doesn't always work out.)

 

No, I mean no in the other direction.
I'm the prettiest.
You're also very small and remind me of some of the fish that use to try and swim into my delicate bits and eat my wires when I was on the ocean planet.
They were pretty fish, just not attractive.
Are you saying that I want to frag a fish?
What's wrong with you!?

 

I would not.

...I might get a bit annoyed with both you and Cosmina, though.

 

Hmmm. Aren't I prettier?

 

No.