shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Cap how am I gonna win the bet.

 

Lie convincingly and pay me to play along. What, were you onlined a cycle ago?

 

Wow, rude.

 

I'll even play along for free, the only payment my personal amusement at the thought of this being something people are betting on?

 

Deal!

 

Given how strong Nichrome brews, would be surprised if Nichrome didn't have some sort of fuel processing mod(s).

 

Secrets. Very very expensive secrets.

 

But I'm right about all that!

*blushes* Thank you!

And yes, I suppose I could.

 

No, You Think Theres Rules About That Stuff You Are Right About. Thats Different.

 

?????? *confused fistbumb*

Went to Iacon after I es-- left the place. Went to lots of places after that. I guess I appreciate small things? Mostly everything is confusing and everyone seems to have rules that I was never taught.

 

Rules suck. Let's be outlaws in space instead. I can tell you everyone's secrets.

 

Organics do have to eat, though! And it's easier on the cooks if you all do it at mealtime! And you need plates to stop the mess from getting on the floor, which then has to be cleaned! And we do not own a bazillionhundred plates, so if you keep that many in your lab, there won't be any for the rest of us!

 

1) As One Of The Aforementioned Organics I Know Better How Much Or How Little I Have To Eat.
2) I Am Perfectly Capable Of Living Out Of The Snack Fridge. And Besides Other Peoples Eating Noises Piss Me Off Even More Than My Own
3) Im Good At Eating Without A Mess
4) If I Didnt Have To Use Plates I Wouldnt Be Kidnapping Them All The Time.

Checkmate Gem.

 

This is very sensible. I agree with all of this.

Hello, ma'am. The name's Stentato.

 

I'm not gonna GONG you guys up an endless supply of plates, so don't even ask, okay?

 

YEAH

 

My Only Wish I Would Ever Ask You For Has Been Outlawed By Dad. Im Not Going To Ask For Fucking Plates.

 

COOL
What do you wanna know?
I bet a guy like you talks a lot in comms right?

 

Rules can be important, but it is not fair to expect everyone to magically know them. Many rules are there for safety, but...

Legal/illegal and right/wrong are two entirely different thing. It's confusing.

 

Yeah, but you're making more likely that someone else might.