Steven Universe

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 24, 2015.

  1. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    i misread "bittiest" as "bitiest" and now i'm picturing a pearl going around trying to bite everyone
     
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  2. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    yes, yes good.
    pearl equivalant of an angry chihuahua
     
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  3. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    :D

    and now i'm wondering how a pearl's owner or homeworld society would handle one with that kind of personality, since angry chihuahuaness doesn't sound like something that someone/homeworld society would want out of a decorative slave.
     
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  4. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    I mean. People put up with it in chihuahuas.
     
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  5. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    true, but no one's ever had to worry about a chihuahua rebellion, about chihuahuas being like, "we're oppressed and we're gonna fight to end this oppression."
     
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  6. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    (I've pointed out before that from Homeworld's perspective, Pearl is essentially Big Fido from Men at Arms.)
     
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  7. tinyhydra

    tinyhydra a dingus

    I imagine at least one person might find it amusing. Like, of course the grunts can't touch a higher up's personal Pearl, not even if she is currently latched onto their arm with her teeth sunk into their jugular. Imagine a General strictly enforcing military discipline while her Pearl nearabout poofs a buncha quartzes.
     
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  8. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    i don't really get the reference, but based on what i've seen on the wiki: a talking dog raving about revolution?
     
  9. blue

    blue hightown funk you up

    IIRC, a terrifyingly bloodthirsty tiny purse-dog who escaped and started a revolutionary dog gang?
     
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  10. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    He can't talk, actually. It's just that the MCs who interact with him are bilingual in Dog and Human. The summary I would have given is "tiny fluffy toy poodle who savaged his owners, ran away, started a dog gang, raves about revolution, and can and has straight-up murdered dogs many times his size."
     
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  11. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Yeah feels like a thing some people might find amusing, especially if the pearl is the sweetest most well behaved little darling in her owner's arms.
     
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  12. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    I want one too
     
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  13. PotteryWalrus

    PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

    -sigh- Am I seriously the only one who thinks giving gems human genitalia is kind of lazy? (Sorry, this is an old pet peeve of mine, I don't mean it to you but I'm very tired of only ever seeing this kind of art.) And tagging for shall we say, non-con would have been nice. (Seriously there's no mention of it in your post OR in the fic notes beforehand, but the very first scene is definitely rape.

    Can u not.
     
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  14. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    "look at her, isn't she precious?"
    *horrified noises from rest of gems present*
     
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  15. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    "just the sweetest little thing!!" *sets the pearl down, pearl immediately chomps on a nearby gem*
     
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  16. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    I'm picturing some big strong quartz rapidly flailing trying to remove her
     
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  17. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Bonus points for, like, rows and rows of tiny pointy shark teeth.
     
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  18. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    "WHY WOULD ANYONE GET A PEARL LIKE THIS"
    *unhappy flailing*
     
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  19. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    then the pearl lets go and goes running back to their mistress to cry that the mean gem said they were a bad pearl (because that is what the pearl inferred)
    and their mistress is like >:c
     
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  20. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    *protectively snuggles pearl*
    *angrily berates other gem for an hour at least*
     
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