shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

It was a joke. Though I'd argue that pointing out that it'd give one time to think is ruining them.

 

If you are so afraid of other people conspiring to kill you, get better at killing. It's hard work for sure, but great for the peace of mind.

 

Not if Ford, Sev, Jame or my kids are in the room.

Otherwise, who doesn't?

 

That's kind of the plan. Well, getting better at fighting.

 

No, the most recent time you died of stupidity, which, as Lazarus Long says, is the only truly capital crime.

 

That's for sure!

 

The most recent time Reffy dropped on you for your frankly bizarre and uncomfortable views on some things he is quite sensitive about. That's not the same at all.

 

It's easy to see if someone doesn't know me. It's when they think I am secretly planning to murder them. I'm not a subtle person. If I'm going to kill someone that someone will usually know that. The element of surprise is the how and the when, not the if.

 

no, i died by 8ETRAYAL. i vwas GOING to clawv my vway out of the hole in the ground evwentually, but SOMEONE couldnt VWAIT fivwe minutes.

or he vwas plotting to do it all along and decided that that vwas the right time to strike.

 

I've known this mech for over two million years. No. You pissed him off, he killed you. He is legitemately too sweet to spend long on some contrived plan to hurt someone, he just does it when it overcomes him and then he either feels sorry or he doesn't.

 

Reffy's the best!

 

Nobody's managed to kill me yet. Honestly the only thing I worry about is that sometimes the would-be assassins end up hurting bystanders.

 

Spoiler: gif

 

Spoiler: GIF

 

Refractor did what we all wanted to do, Cronus. Wadanohara is not the only person here who has been badly misused. She's the only one unfortunate enough to be known to YOU.

In any collection of people who have fought their way through the multiverse for survival, there will be several persons who have experienced some form of sexual violence. Not all of them will be known to you. Expressing your particular variety of batshittery is very likely to get you killed in such a way that all the witnesses will declare it accidental.

 

Also, Refractor is in fact objectively and verifiably adorable.

 

Indeed. I am about as subtle as a tank.

And yet people keep being surprised.

 

cant i havwe FIVWE MINUTES after escaping a daymare-infested hellscape vwithout being attacked? i havwent done anything RECENTLY and youre dogpiling me vwhen one of the inhabitants of said hellscape is literally ten feet avway and could go after me at any time. and hes one of the TAMER ones.

 

I have no secretly.
I want to kill everyone
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

 

Aw, even me?