shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

[If he had a mouth, Rust would probably be grinning. As it is, his eyes are wide and bright as he pounces at Burt, transforming midair for maximum pointy bits.]

 

*puts a grenade on every single one of rust's pointy bits*

*presses a significant button*

 

You have the right to feel what you feel and find another adult to confide in. I am sure Sunshine will empathise, as would Qihanna for that matter. But there are close to 60 people in this house. It's not appropriate for you to ask children to take care of you emotionally, especially not when they have their own feelings about it to deal with.

You can even tell me off if you really need to. I was not fully honest about my feelings with you or with Qihanna because I had to work it out with my husband and determine whether we could do this without exploiting someone who came to our world as a refugee when we are so powerful socially here, and telling other people with an interest might have led to an unfortunate situation.

But that doesn't mean you are not allowed to be angry with me.

I only ask that you express your feelings to other adults and do not do so destructively.

 

[Shifts back to root mode and manages to shed some of the grenades before they go off-- but not all. Goodbye, right arm! Good thing that's not permanent in the Rave.]

Spawnuva smeltin'-crux aft-farmin'--

[He dives for Burt again, apparently heedless of just how much energon he's losing. A fight with a formless concept will obviously be solved this way.]

 

*sighs* Oh. Sorry. I didn't realize.

*quizzical* I guess that means I shouldn't have talked about my feelings for him, before, with Loreli then, huh? Or talked to Oneira about Julissa and all that shit, back when I still believed Julissa was just misled?

 

*throws five planets and an strangely shaped meteor at rust*

 

They volunteered. That makes a difference. They get to decide what they can deal with.

 

HEY! That's my trick!

-She catches the planets, flinging them back-

 

Ah. *laughs sheepishly* Well, I guess I'm less of a fuckup than I thought.

 

[Is not actually large or agile enough to dodge entire planets]

[Gets smashed to bits]

[Rest in fucking pieces, aggro robot]

 

YOUR TRICKS ARE THE BEST!

 

OF COURSE THEY ARE.

 

[Had grabbed at their shoulder when Rust lost his arm; at the impact, they collapse, optics flaring almost white before going completely dark.]

 

BURT vs. GIANT ROBOTS
1 0

 

YOU BRING THOSE ROBOTS BACK!

 

That escalated quickly.

 

That was... upsetting, yeesh.

 

I'M BURT DESTROYS THE WORLD, NOT BURT CREATES THE WORLD, LADY!

 

@Burt Destroys the World Why....why would you do do such a terrible thing? Please stop.

 

What the- If you were capable of that this whole time, why did you seek more power from me in the first place?