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I am so sorry.

 

NOPE.

 

We should be together, though, I-- I'm eldest, I have to take care of them, it's-- it's what I do--

[The interruption derails them; their wings, which had started flaring and flicking as they fussed at the Psiioniic, fall limp again.]

...appreciated.

 

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HAP WHATTENING?

 

@Rustbucket

Spoiler: GIF

IS THIS YOU???

 

Someone died!

 

CAN I HAVE THEIR ENERGON?

 

I think their kid gets first dibs.

 

BUT....
I like eating energon and eating metal. LET ME EAT METAL
GIMME
SOME
METAAAAL AND ENERGON
I'M GONNA

*starts gnawing on a tentacle and hissing*

 

...want an energon cube? It's medical-grade.

 

NO ENERGON ISN'T GOOD UNLESS IT HAS RUN THROUGH SOMEONE'S BODY
this is fact.

 

Will put you in stasis and on a tube. Not an idle threat.

 

*has been watching the fight wordlessly*
*also faints wordlessly*

 

Come and get me!

 

cAN I EAT THIS ONE ARE THEY DEAD??

*All the while still mauling one of his own fragging limbs*

 

Curette: CAER DOWN
Puncture: Well frag that's not surprising.
Suture: How do we get him back again?
Chopper: What you forgot already?
Pulse: SHUT IT! He'll be back online in a minute. First off our condolences, @Silverburst is there anything we can offer to assist you?

 

...stop speaking sense, damn it. [They rub their temples, drag their hands down their face, and rejoin the conversation. Maybe distraction will help.]

[They snort, a weak smile pulling at their face.]
That is very much something he'd do, yes. Thanks.

...Lacuna is correct, Rustbucket's remains will be distributed among myself and my crewmates as part of...

...hm. Does a funereal ritual even matter when he'll be alive again relatively soon? In the same frame, even?
...what would even happen if we integrated his parts and he reformed?

 

Pulse: He's NOT dead and we WILL shot you if you come any closer to him.
Suture: also please stop biting yourself.
Puncture: It's gross.
Curette: It's unhealthy.
Chopper: We are not above taking your limbs away if you misuse them!