shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*starts moving towards her*

 

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No.

...thanks. And no, nothing, though the offer is appreciated. I'd rather not lose my memories of him, and there's little else that can be done to hurry the grief along.

 

*Hisses*

TrrrrY TO STOP ME.

BETTER THAN GETTING SHOT BECAUSE I DID SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE.
make me not keep self calm.

 

-Launches into the air-

 

Pulse: admittedly we meant more like stepping on anyone who gives you trouble but okay.

[Pulse looks down at him]
Pulse: Look buddy I may not be very bulky but I can and I will pick you up off the floor by your tentacles and dangle you upside down like one of the bullies at the academy. Don't try me.
Puncture: You could always get a better fragging chewtoy.

 

*launches after her, transforming midair into a bomber jet*

 

I'd ask what's wrong with some of you, but I'm afraid you'd tell me and it would turn out to be some kind of memetic contagion.

Don't kill each other.

 

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WOW, overkill!

-She drops-

 

Lacuna, I can do absolutely nothing to help you in the air. I'm more than willing to kick him in the vents if you get him this way though.

 

Not if you fix things before a fight is required.

 

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

 

No.

BuT THAT'S THE FUN PART?

No. Why?

 

...I think I'll leave that to Cogwheels, should he show up, but. Thanks.

Too late.

 

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To prevent people from dying. As you said, you're immortal, you can fight as much as you like without consequence. I try to avoid fighting, because I'm a cagey old bastard but every time I get into a fight I'm rolling the dice to find out if that's the last one I get into.

And a lot of people depend on me.

 

Chopper: We're
Suture: Medics
Puncture: It's
Curette: What
Pulse: ... We do. Count the words before you start the one word per femme spiel it's not as cool if we don't land on full rotations.

[Pulse picks him up by the Tentacles and lets him dangle upside down like a pendulum]

 

*he drops much less gracefully after her, transforming again midair and landing on his feet*

Cube. Eat. Now.

 

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