Wiwaxia runs a SBURB D&D(ish) game! (now playing!)

I might be late just b/c sleep is nice, but I'm gonna do my best!

 

Certainty achieved: win't be able to make it tonight. See ya next week!

 

Hey it doesn't look like there's anyone else in the room, is that just my computer?

 

highlights from last night:

Wiwaxia (GM): bluh bluh, well, no bird yet and my mapping is being stymied so are you up to just start
whimsy: start yes just not with ilma ::D
whimsy: unless you want losas to end up made out of cheese wedges

Bird: This might escalate quickly
Karrin Blue: ahahaha wow that's a good sign
Bird: How do i even begin to achieve this....
Karrin Blue: is leonryou going to come into existence
Bird: Definitely a possibility
Karrin Blue: consider applying duct tape and wd40 to the problem

Leon Gaspar: woo!
Leon Gaspar: alrighty
Leon Gaspar: now that i'm well rested, i should probably take a closer look at that conspicuous note that was taped to the fridge, right?
whimsy: is that thing rattling
whimsy: be careful, i think theres a grue inside there D::
Wiwaxia (GM): psssh
whimsy: wi, im the mage, its my job to know things ::P
Leon Gaspar: hmm
Leon Gaspar: LEON: well that sure is a thing I have to achieve
whimsy: your fridge might be possessed
Leon Gaspar: hm
whimsy: ghosts of leons past
Karrin Blue: as the resident witch i agree
Karrin Blue: grues are a serious threat

Leon Gaspar: iiiii am gonna go check out my first gate
Leon Gaspar: just how high is it?
Wiwaxia (GM): it continues to be about 15m up
Leon Gaspar: listen, it's been a long time
whimsy: oh come on, that was the perfect time to say "it continues to be OFF THE CHARTS"

Myrtha Oscurr: CO: Hm. Could you alchemize some kind of ladder?
Myrtha Oscurr: CO: Like a tall one.
Leon Gaspar: NI: hrm
Ilmatar Nordwind: BI: create a metric shitton of generic obects and stack them
Myrtha Oscurr: CO: That'd take a while though.
Leon Gaspar: NI: ...
Myrtha Oscurr: CO: They're like a foot cubed right
Leon Gaspar: NI: THAT'S your problem with that plan?
Ilmatar Nordwind: BI: i was about to say
Ilmatar Nordwind: BI: if theres one thing leon has, its time
Myrtha Oscurr: CO: You could make them into a step-pyramid or something
Leon Gaspar: NI: there might be a ladder in the garage? i wonder how i'd make it bigger though
Ilmatar Nordwind: BI: just wiggle the gears a little
Myrtha Oscurr: CO: That doesn't seem right
Ilmatar Nordwind: BI: duplicate ladders, make ladder pyramid
Leon Gaspar: NI: ... hm
Myrtha Oscurr: CO; pretty sure that's not what you do with ladders
Leon Gaspar: NI: a house of cards, but ladders
Ilmatar Nordwind: BI: im fairly certain thats exactly what you do with ladders! :D
Ilmatar Nordwind: BI: just duct tape them together just in case

Myrtha Oscurr: CO: BTW do either of you know anything about magic phone line repair
Leon Gaspar: NI: uhhhhh ... duct tape?

Leon Gaspar: i make another one
Leon Gaspar: i actually have a roll of what i assume is duct tape in my inventory so that's handy
Wiwaxia (GM): no it's scotch tape :v
Wiwaxia (GM): (i kid i'm not gonna be that mean)
Leon Gaspar: basically i'mma extend them as far as they go, put them next to each other, sandwich the regular extension ladder between them and point it straight up at the portal
Leon Gaspar: it's gonna look like a shitty eiffel tower
Leon Gaspar: but it should be stable enough to get me up there.... hopefully
Wiwaxia (GM): lemme think what you need to roll
Wiwaxia (GM): let's say grace for the "prayers" part of duct tape and prayers
(Leon rolls a 25)
Wiwaxia (GM): that is a success!
Leon Gaspar: phew, after last time i was really worried about a nat 1
Leon Gaspar: woohoo!
Wiwaxia (GM): you are now 1m short of the gate
Leon Gaspar: i'm gonna do something real dumb and attempt to climb past where it's safe
Leon Gaspar: if i can just....touch it ....
whimsy: chants: jump jump jump jump
Myrtha Oscurr: you're taller than a meter right...
Leon Gaspar: that's what i'm thinking
Leon Gaspar: also: the last time i listened to the ghosts of my friends whispering in my ear i nearly got mauled by like 20 imps >:C
Leon Gaspar: i mean i'm still gonna try to awkwardly balance on the second-top rung and stretch up as high as i can
Leon Gaspar: ...more prayers required?
(Leon rolls a 24)
Wiwaxia (GM): that is a narrow success
Wiwaxia (GM): you fall, but as you do, you manage to graze the gate
Leon Gaspar: ...which gets me onto the other side? =D
Wiwaxia (GM): you can hear the ladderfel tower toppling in the split second before you fall facedown on asphalt

(so it turned out the bismuth spyglass fits into the keyhole. this resulted in a magnified copy of the spyglass rising out from a different part from the island. looking through the side that shows movement reveals something beyond the edges of the wind, moving "wrong". my current theory is horrorterrors.)
Ilmatar Nordwind: and, what happens if i shine the flashlight into the looking glass
Wiwaxia (GM): motherfucking searchlight
Ilmatar Nordwind: BOOYEAH
Ilmatar Nordwind: i morse a "hello" into the void

 

Also, I think I solved my problem so watch out for Leon Does A Thing He's Not Entirely Happy About, Pt. 2

 

Did you get the captcha code for the spyglass?

 

Yo, we on tomorrow night? ngl I would love to keep doing Leon's current thing but idk if all the mapping is done yet :v

 

Man I hope so I wanna see time shenanigans.

 

B)

 

Whoops, missed this. Yes we are on!
@An Actual Bird @kmoss @winterykite @KarrinBlue @Arxon

 

So 2am Bird threw my phone across the room when my alarm went off. Good news: I'm on holiday for a month and a half so i won't be so tired and can actually stay up!

 

@Wiwaxia i assume we're on tonight? gonna take a nap, will see y'all in a couple hours.

 

@An Actual Bird yep!

 

Soo I'm currently in a car pulled into a parking lot waiting for rain to die down enough that we can see the road. Start the session without me, please.

 

Hotel wifi is really crap, don't think I'm gonna be able to play :(

 

I'm not feeling great and kinda just want to sleep so I think I'm skipping too, sorry :(

 

Oh no, see you next time then.

Which will not be next week, before i forget, because I'm going to a camp thing place.

 

I hope you feel better soon. :c

 

:D And now, as long as our characters download and run a file Myrtha put on the memo, we can ALL talk with the aliens! There are:

brokenRedoubt/Fenring, Prince of Time
cloudedLynchobite/Terhanu, something of Space
SE, Seer of Void
tabescentElding

and Terhanu's sister, who is a sprite, called Anarressprite.

 

@Wiwaxia roger that! I hope camp thing place is fun!