Boat Trolls planning thread! (full of spoilers, non-players enter at your own risk)

i don't remember what the subdivisions of an AM dollar are!

 

forensic accounting

 

erskin would make the saddest noise if he saw someone pouring a big container of blood straight down a grate. it would be sad. the saddest.

 

I think a dollar a pint is what butchers advise one another to price for vampires, so that could be pretty standard. I think also there's so far very few non-weirdo vampire allies, like Jethro, who could methodically do a bunch of research and math and bring up charges.

As for guilds, my guess is that, whatever guild butchery falls under, the merchant's guild itself would wade in. It would want to protect vendors' right to sell anything for any price to anyone, even or especially if that meant protecting discriminatory pricing. They'd react with hostile outrage at the notion that a butcher should be forced by law to sell a pint of blood to a vampire for the same price as they'd sell to a human, when everyone knows that the vampire could be squeezed for a lot more. It sets a dangerously unprofitable precedent.

 

maybe the dwarf with the rat kebabs could hawk the gross slop bucket at erskin for a very reasonable price as they're leaving? like while holding a big axe because no funnybusiness. but it'd be something and erskin would be really happy.

 

ehhhh. i'm blanking on what to write or do next anyway. ideas?

 

yeah and that's a lot to happen in one day

 

would you want to finish the space navy scene with whitey at some point?

 

everyone gets wasted, does their nails, goes on a gamefrog fetchquest in a park?

 

jesse i was thinking about some old convo we were having abt relative ages of our guys across universes and how eight sweeps bel would feel about captain erskin and i think it woul be really fun to play some kind of foldspace event! like where young bel finds himself aboard the sunslammer and like does his very best to be all MATURE and SERIOUS to keep up with the adults while they figure out how to send him back.

also: obvs bel would be impressed by how hot grownup erskin and galley are, but consider him getting super extra flustered over the majesty of grownup pancho. also consider grownup pancho being like OH DAMN I CAN PUT YOU IN MY LAP >:D


it could also be nice for alpha universe bel to see a version of erskin that isn't a fucked up, self-sabotaging dipshit. like! its actually possible!

idk how adult commander kadros would feel about teenage fang junkie erskin, tho. that seems vaguely sad.

 

then again commander kadros would probably have a better idea of what erskin can excell at and be happy with-- a packed schedule and some responsibility-- rather than young bel, who's still just guessing. its not a very intuitive conclusion, i think, since young erskin mostly just bops around being flighty and standoffish and undisciplined, totally opposite bel's sensibilities.