shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

ivwe decided that the best vway to get laid is to be myself, since thats vwhat vworked. so i dont really givwe a shit if you think im nice or not anymore.

youre vwelcome to start svwarming me at any minute, ladies.

 

You're welcome! Just remember: lungs are for air, not food.

*looks faintly nauseated*

 

this weird grey thing gets it. also sometimes. I like to shit on things that are not supposed to have shit on them. and then I like to screech

 

I reckon you don't get invited to parties much.

 

You continue to be very lucky that I can't get my hands on you.

 

I don't know what a parties is. are there snacks at parties

 

As the last Knorth "lady" I'm going to have to pass on this. I also feel it important to note that my sister will be back this evening. She has said as much and she's a woman of her word.

I take it you'll be without someone in bed. Shame.

 

theres cake that isnt remotely as good as evweryone else thinks it is, but the dame vwho baked it is cute, so you pretend its delicious evwen though youre gagging.

 

Usually, yeah.

 

how do I get "invited" to a "parties"

 

You do realize that he's now going to descend upon a party screeching like a rathorn, yes?

 

Screech less. Stop stealing food. Shit in the toilet.

 

i only do tvwo out of three of those things, and ivwe been invwited to a party.

 

I don't know what a "toilet" is. does anyone have any other suggestions. please give me realistic goals

 

So, what's the one out of the three that you don't do?

 

...

 

It's the thing you're allowed - and encouraged - to shit in.

 

are there bird toilets. for birds

 

if it floats, its a bird toilet.

 

... uh, the sea, maybe. Or the grass. Or the sand.