shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Maniacle? Do you dare defy me, Mara, The Evil One?

Hey, don't you stop paying attention to me, you ignorant worm!

I could incinerate you in an instant!

 

Thank you, you seem to have everything.

Spoiler: ok

 

I shall teach you not to underestimate me, Maralagidyne! *It shoots green fire at @Saitama in a fit of rage*

 

*walks into the room to see a giant green dick shooting green fire*

Whelp...

*immediately leaves*

 

im not the only one kinda turned on by this, right?

 

Spoiler: ((gif))

 

Not in the slightest. *adjusts monocle*

 

*The green fire disintegrates Saitama's cape but having Saitama unharmed* Aww, that was a good cape, it took me forever to make replacement.

 

Why are you unfazed?! Gah, he must be immune to fire attacks.

Very well, I have other skills in my repertoire. Size doesn't matter if you don't know how to use it, after all!

Myriad arrows! *Mara rushes toward Saitama and begins to stab repeatedly at him.*

 

thats vwhat she said.

 

thats vwhat--

god dammit.

 

Spoiler: bites the swords

((OOC:I dont know how to put down gifs on here))

 

My chariot blades! Grrr, such jaw strength...

Will you not suck on this, then, Primal Force! *Mara thrusts itself at Saitama with all its might*
((the button to the right of the smiley at the top of the post box, just insert the url))

 

I do believwe that this phrase is vwhat the madame uttered vwhile in bed.

 

*Jumps out of the way and just looks blankly at Mara* You're too brooding. Just calm down.
((Thank you, I did not know about this for the longest time))

 

I cannot let slide this slight to my manhood! Hrm, if he comes too quickly for my attacks to get him, then I'll just have tp thrust into someone else and force him to receive me in their place

*Its gaze shifts toward the picnickers.*

Primal Force!

 

*Jumps in front of Mara taking the hit* Hurting innocent people, surely you can do better than that.

 

*shields their face*

No, I am not having another one of those weird sexy dreams again!

 

*eyes narrow*

NO.

*out of nowhere, rose brambles rise and grow intertwined in a dome over the picnic area*

 

*It sneers* Says the mortal too cowardly to launch an offensive attack!