shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

You really want me to attack? MULTIPLE NORMAL JABS!!! *punches @Mara 's wheels devastatingly *

 

*The chariot is completely obliterated*
Gwaaar...Foolish mortal, I am not finished yet. These tentacles do not simply exist for aesthetic reasons.

*It crawls out of the wreckage and begins to shamble toward Saitama*

 

*Grossed out by the sight, and not wanting to kill the creature, Saitama slaps it* You're really weird.

 

*Is out cold*

 

Given the way the discourse around here rapidly changes from the profound to the perverse, I don't see that I'm more offensive than anyone else, but I am sorry if I offended you. Which I doubt. Because you are almost never serious about anything.

Of course I will.

Valiska has a lot to do with that.

 

...probably.

 

Science is NEVER complete!

 

Okay but if you get that what do you expect to get from talking to me anyway? You're really really weird aren't you?

*pokes @Saitama with a giant metal finger*
how you doin' there, squishie?

 

*SQUEES IN DELIGHT*
SAITAMA-SENPAI PUNCH ME!

 

It's his defining characteristic.

 

He's not that old!

 

and his C.O.'s just let him?
I'm starting to think Prime had the right idea about earth and isn't that a questionable thing to say.

Says you. You have your audial sensory array somewhere else than him so you have to be a different kind of squishie. Age is all different spans right? Maybe he is old for a common grey-floofed six fingered weirdo.

 

'Cause I'm not even from fakey-land, perhaps?

 

*sighs*

I'm ok, well, with being attacked by a phallic monster and all.

Oh no, not another fan. I already got Genos following me, I don't need another. Why on Earth would you want me to do that?

 

right, my mistake, theres absolutely NOTHING duplicitous going on vwith your supposed 'magic'.

 

Uhhhhh because I'm one of those bad guys, you're a hero and I really dig the polished hairless look.
punch me punch me punch me

 

Funny, kinda thought you would've keeled over by now.

 

Hey! Saitamasama, is it? Are you an outlier?

 

Saitamasenpai? Saitamasan? Hrm. I'm just going to call you Saitama if that isn't offensive.

-She's holding up a data pad and displaying words on it to talk, as she's mute.-

 

My bondmate has never been in the military, so the only persons with the right to command him are myself and the Imperator.

We like him just fine exactly as he is.

And on the world he came from, he's not a common anything.