shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Uh-uh, Cap. I got myself into it. Don't need you to fight my battles. I knew what I was askin' for. Y'ain't the proper soldier, I am.

 

-levels a blaster at Ford- Do not speak to my conjunx. Do not come near my conjunx. Do not look at my conjunx. Or I will kill you.

 

I said frag off, pits dammit how hard can it be

Please just fucking shot me. Do it. Cmon.

Why won't you just punch me?

No no let him finish I deserve it. Just do it. Do your worst.

why do you care so much, primus just beat me up and be done with it

 

I don't need your fragging permission to 'speak'.

 

Spawnuva--

[Cogwheels visibly winces, eyes going bright.]

I said I'd back off, fraggin'-- [He trails off into a combination of static and feedback noises.]

 

For one, requires a lot more negotiation than we've got. For two, falls on the other end of that spectrum than I normally land on.

 

Maybe my lover is sick of not being able to avoid your conjunx at all, since he inserts himself into every single conversation and does his best to antagonize and harm every person he comes across. Ford doesn't want to interact with Scanner at all but he's not given a choice.

If you don't want your conjunx to get the exact same things he's saying to others dished back to him, then talk to him about it.

 

Frag off, Scanner can't help hearing every conversation! And there are some things you just don't say. Scanner hasn't said anything nearly as fucked up as what ~your lover~ just did, sweetspark!

 

Might I request you tell me how *your* conjunx demeaning him is supposed to help? Kindly? Explain to me how that works.
Or I will shoot you as well.

 

He can't help hearing, maybe, but he can help joining in and deliberately antagonizing.

And "as fucked up" is a matter of opinion, on which I obviously disagree with you.

 

As our betrothed said just one moment ago, my husband doesn't want to speak to Scanner. However, I believe the point of his argument was that perhaps Scanner would have more friends if he weren't such a jerk.

 

How is 'nobody cares about you' not super fucked up? That's saying 'you're so terrible even your other half doesn't care about you'.

 

This is why we don't try to mediate strangers' arguments. [Despite the harshness of their tone, Silver's wings are fluttering anxiously.] Get down here, let me at your face, let me see what I can do.

 

Seems like he's got plenty now!

 

Wanna shoot someone, huh?

Shoot me, then. I can take it!

 

It doesn't help. But nothing else any of us do helps either.

Threatening to shoot me really isn't going to impress me.

I didn't say it wasn't fucked up. I said Scanner has been saying some incredibly fucked up things as well, constantly.

 

You know, inserting yourself into a conversation about how people should stop doing that is really fragging stupid.

 

That's not going to hurt me here.

Which is a good thing for me, and an even better thing for you, Throttle.

One of them can take you apart, and the other one can put you back together so she can do it again.

 

I see. So he s permitted to imply that nobody cares if my conjunx lives or dies. I see.

((Due OOC warning: Throttle is possessive, amoral, and at the moment extremely angry. She will shoot people without hesitation if they push her too far. Please let me know if this is a bad))

 

Then maybe you should talk to your lover about it!