shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

if you destroy the world where will we build our moonbases

 

NOWHERE, OBVIOUSLY!

 

what the phuck

NOOOOOOOOO

 

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ?

 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

YOU EXPECTED ME TO SCREAM?

OKAY, THEN!

*screams*

 

Why is everybody yelling?!

 

*sighs* Good question.

 

*TRIUMPHANT SKYWARD SCREECHING*

 

And how are you floating?!

Is there some kind of weird new transformation serum on the market now?!?!?!?!

 

Miiiiiiiiiiii!
Why are we screaming mi?

 

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I'm a genie. Floating's what genies do.

 

I Fucking Hate People Who Can Float. Way To Hold Your Superior Abilities Over My Head. Assholes.

 

Oh hey, I think I saw a bunch of people who looked like whatever the heck you are at Anime Axon!

Some of them clearly used transformation serum, but there were others who wore really sticky body paint was really horrible and got everywhere.

 

HONK HONK HONK HONK

 

*LOUD INARTICULATE SCREAMS OF PAIN*

 

-offended Mi noises, tries to hide behind @Norm the Genie -

 

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That Was Mostly A Joke I Do Not Seriously Hate You Platonically Or Romantically And If I Catch Fish Bitch Cakes Ill Set Her Hair On Fire On Your Behalf.
Were Maybe Sort Of Trying To Figure Out If We Can Rescue Helmstrolls? I Think?