shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*dies*

 

...what does two-thirds of a raised hand look like. Because two of those things have their appropriate times and places.

 

-Iridium raises a hand.-

 

What.

 

Which two?

 

Screaming and food-stealing.

Screaming can be useful. Already had the food conversation.

 

I think that. for the first time. I feel accepted

 

What constitutes an inappropriate place to vent waste?

 

Purging onto someone who didn't agree to it is generally considered rude, I think.

 

Anywhere where non-consenting people have to see it, touch it, and/or step in it.

 

But Norm wants the bird to use a toilet. Birds don't use toilets. That is very rude of Norm.

 

instructions were unclear. depends on species. depends on possession of "toilet". depends on many rules. I'm just a bird man. I can't be expected to understand this stuff

 

so. you seagulls got any kind of vweird courtship rules?

 

Well, it's rude of the bird to shit on me, so...

 

If I make a tree, will you shit on and under it?

...shit is a part of nature, Norm. Why, you're probably touching shit right now!

 

yes. you have to bring me long potatoes

 

Yes. But nonsapient animals are usually kept away from revels anyway, unless they're entertainment? Or food, I suppose, in certain organic cultures. The waste receptacle shouldn't be a problem if the bird stays away from the revel.

 

Revels are not supposed to be exclusionary.

:(

 

is that like a "parties". are there snacks

 

I know when I'm touching shit. Now is not one of those times.

Revels aren't supposed to be shit on either.