shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

The bird can be at the party if... it? wants to. This one appears to be sapient on some level, even. It just needs to accept that if it angers someone-- say, by purging on them--, it may be retaliated against.

 

I could be convinced. could someone pretend to be shocked and dismayed. that is an important part of the experience

 

Have you ever touched the ocean, or a lake, or the ground, or a leaf? All of these things are shitty.

 

Believe so, yes. And yes to the second question.

 

I will be extremely shocked and dismayed. Oh no. My tree has been shit upon.

 

Yeah. But they're not the Full Shit Experience, you know...

 

I do not know. What is the difference?

 

Texture, usually, depending on species and manner of waste.

 

I was under the impression Norm could not catch diseases.

 

hey thanks you're a real peach *quiet, appreciative screeching*

 

*raises a bloody detached human butt, before wearing it as a hat*

 

Can still be sensually unpleasant.

...sensorily? Unpleasant to the senses.

 

-quiet screeching.-

 

Hmmm. Granted. Regardless, problem solved. Bird will shit in tree. Communication wins again.

 

You're a real butthead, clown.

 

Spoiler: leaf

Spoiler: shit

 

Agreed. As long as the bird holds to its agreement, no problems.

Honestly, as long as it doesn't purge on me, no problems. =P

 

And?

 

That's some sort of herbivore waste, not bird! Unfair!