shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

If You Cook For The Screeching Featherduster Does This Mean I Dont Gotta Eat? ,:P

 

I am shocked and dismayed at this inevitable betrayal! Curse yoooooou, seagull!

...are they good?

 

I am making you some bland dumplings. >:T

 

we might as well not have dated. what with your lackluster mating dance. you didn't even bring me any cool rocks

hey thanks for playing along. I appreciate it. and yes. these are some top-notch long potatoes. this day has been great so far

 

Hey, as long as you keep giving me cooking feedback, I'll keep leaving out plates of food and getting conveniently distracted. Deal?

 

this is the best day of my life

 

OH. so youre not evwen vwaiting FIVWE MINUTES before putting yourself back out there, huh? vwowv.

 

I Feel Oppressed By This Aggressive Care Taking. Oppressed Im Telling You. Look At The Epic Suffering Conveyed In My Pout.

 

You can fuss right back at me!

 

Gasp. In Public? Ooh, Miss Clover, Ooh!
*She fans herself*

 

I'm a terrible scoundrel.

-She kisses Chroma's cheek.-

 

*mock swoons before kissing her on the cheek too*

 

Why should'e? Gotta keep movin', ainna bad thing.

 

*Sniiiiiiiicker.*

 

hey, hey kid. remember the dame vwho said your vwizard OC vwas cool? and then blocked you vwhen you tried to turn it into something less platonic? remember that?

 

Truly, there is no more intimate a way to part than with a bullet to the head.

 

thats vwhat i thought. stay the fuck in your lane.

 

Can I shoot him with my stun gun?

It's perfectly harmless. Mostly.

Well, it's been known to cause seizures.

And causes intense pain in the spine.

But there have been no fatalities! Yet.

 

...shoot who.