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twofoldAbolitionist only uses an alphanumeric replacement!

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*Squints at @Peridot *
For once, I think I've finally met someone shorter than me!

There used to be Memoca and Dolphi, but they both grew taller than me. B-but only for now, I'm sure I'll get my growth spurt soon.

I'm sure it will be in less than a decade or so.

A century at most, yes.

 

y34h, 1'm 345y m0d3.

 

Well... scaled down to the same range as you guys I seem to be shorter than you. So. Hi?

 

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And now I will stop speaking like that because ow my brain.

 

DON'T TELL PERIDOT WHAT TO DO!!!

 

I'm not going to destroy the Earth, I live here now

 

KILLJOY!

 

Look, I'm just trying to keep the world from exploding after its core turns into a giant crystal of death.

 

BUT GIANT CRYSTALS OF DEATH ARE THE BEST CRYSTALS!

 

Please stop being a bad influence on Peridot, Burt.

 

I AM THE BEST INFLUENCE ON PERIDOT!

 

No. You are not.

 

@Burt Destroys the World
You have a way of saying that you are going to do something, but you don't really seem to want to do it.

 

What was your first clue?

 

I SO DO WANT TO DO IT! I JUST CAN'T BECAUSE THE EARTH DOESN'T EXIST IN THIS LIMINAL SPACE!

 

*creates the earth*

 

*destroys the earth*

 

If I destroy the Earth, I won't get to use the Internet here! How else will I store my thoughts? My tape recorder was smashed, so all my logs are stored online.

 

You just seem to act the way I do with my brother.