shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

BUT I AM STILL NOT A LITTLE ONE! I AM BURT! I HAVE DESTROYED THE EARTH!

 

I never said he was Norm's sparkling.

 

... well, you seemed to be implying that.

 

I tremble before thy power. [Silver is doing no such thing.]

 

YES! TREMBLE!

 

One can attempt to argue with sparklings without being their caretaker. It rarely goes well, but the attempt can be made.

 

*The clown attempts to run away, but trips over its own shoes, spilling used banana peels all over the floor*

 

True. I don't think Burt even is a kid, though.

 

VICTORY!

*trips over the banana peels*

 

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YEEEEEEESSSSS! I AM! BOW TO YOUR NEW MASTER, WHO WILL THEN DESTROY YOU COMPLETELY!

 

So, I guess I might as well just let Burt be Burt, huh?

 

*The clown gets up, and proceeds to fire a stapler gun at Burt while attempting to flush the butt down a disposal unit*

 

*jumps into the disposal unit*

 

Does he even hold a constant physical form, the maturation of which might be monitored? He acts like someone only half-grown, albeit with significant powers.

My own reactions have no bearings on anyone else's; if twofoldAbolitionist wishes to tremble, I'm not going to intervene.

 

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He acts like me!

 

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Uh. No. I don't think so. I've never seen one, anyway.

 

*Flushes the disposal unit, which canonically in most stations tends to lead to an insta-gibber unless an electrician has fucked with the pipes*