shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Clover, you should probably not pull on legs that are bigger than my entire body.

 

What are you talking about?

 

No fratboys were harmed in the making of those films.

 

Rather well! Glad we're done with the more dangerous part of my most recent mission, at least.

*sighs* ...and now that I've said that, of course something unexpectedly dangerous will come up, but. *straightens up again* At least it will probably be a material-world kind of dangerous, which means my mission partner will be fully capable of helping! She really wasn't comfortable with the information-gathering phase at all.

*frowns at the rest of this conversation* These fraternities sound horrible. I'd say I'm glad I never made it to university properly, but I don't think they have those at our universities... I hope not, anyway.

 

Are you implying I'm lying? You're probably in the pocket of Big Slasher.

 

Ah! An intriguing social structure-- do the filmmakers receive additional training before the cullings? Do the sororities and fraternities ever attempt to take revenge? ...what is a sorority?

[Silver resizes themself to be the same height as Ford.]

Better?

 

Oh, sure, it's a whole war. Sometimes the frats and sororities even win! A sorority is the same as a frat, just gendered differently.

 

... well, my player is a slasher, in one sense of the word.

 

So you admit it! See the kind of depravity I have to deal with, Silverburst?

 

Nope. Slasher in the sense of, "they think it's hot when I get it on with Pap and Sunshine." *smirks* And they're right.

 

...really? Are Norm and Clover from the same world? It is entirely possible she(?) speaks only from her own knowledge, which may be contradictory to Norm's...

Everyone has their strengths. Tross knows I'm certainly not much one for combat! I'm pleased to hear Eliana and her partner are safe, at least.

...what is Big Slasher?

Unsure what is being referenced. Please clarify if an answer is expected.

 

Uh, no. But we're both from Earths.

 

i get the sense that these might just be innocent fellas vwho like to havwe a good time vwho get unfairly shafted by literally evweryone. just a hunch.

 

And there's an Earth in my home universe that's been colonized by Cybertron, which I am reasonably sure has not happened in either Norm or Clover's universe. Sharing a name does not mean the cultures are identical.

 

Yeah, true. But they're pretty similar. They both have humans, after all.

 

Stop calling me a liar!!

 

Clover, is this actually true in the dimension you formerly lived in? Because it wasn't in any of mine. We had slasher films, but no actors were actually killed in them.

Oh, Silver, it's fine! I was teasing Clover--the expression "pulling your leg" means to tell someone a tall story, an entertaining lie. :)

 

Not really, but I'm not surprised that you would form this opinion, Cronus.

 

I'll stop calling you a liar when you stop being a liar.

 

Alyssandra and I haven't adventured together in... I think it works out to about six subjective years for me and twenty-five or twenty-six for her? She's smart, fast, devastating in combat and incredibly loyal, but she's never been as comfortable with history or magic as I am. But yes, for now we've left the stranger planes and gone to the material world to speak with someone there- any damage done to us now would be inconvenient, but certainly not permanent, and the people currently aiding us seem very reasonable and friendly.