shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

No+t particularly? Bit tired o+n my end and have co+me to+ find that Kanny has been unleashed upo+n yo+u all.

I just want to+ apo+lo+gize fo+r his behavio+r. I tell him he needs to+ learn to+ leave well eno+ugh alo+ne at times, but it never really takes unfo+rtunately.

 

There is nothing to apologize for. This is the best thing I've seen in weeks.

 

Well I'm glad so+meo+ne's having fun.

 

Popcorn?

 

I will almost definitely be lectured for it but I don't care. Would you care for a rust stick in return?

 

*hands him some popcorn*

What do I do with it?

 

I ap9l9gize f9r the misunderstanding, as it seemed that y9u were attempting t9 manipulate his acti9ns in a passive-aggressive manner. 96vi9usly he is free t9 ign9re me as he wishes, 6ut he is equally free t9 interact with me as he ch999ses, as is his right.

I d9 n9t have a sign, in fact, due t9 my 9ff-spectrum status. I have ch9sen n9t t9 ad9pt the sym69l 9f my p9st-scratch self, as it has 6ec9me syn9nym9us with the m9vement he started. I als9 questi9n the m9rality 9f using a sym69l 9f suffering t9 represent a m9vement that aims t9 li6erate and s99the the victims 9f hem9ph96ia. N9t t9 menti9n, I disagree with many 9f his tactics and wish n9t t9 affiliate myself with him.

As f9r the sweater, I w9uld 6e very happy t9 rem9ve it if the similarity is upsetting y9u in any way. I am 9nly keeping it 9n as a fav9r t9 a friend and w9uld prefer t9 6e free 9f this restricting garment.

P9rrim, I w9uld appreciate it if y9u w9uld treat me like the adult I am. Adults are n9t called 'Kanny' and adults are all9wed t9 make their 9wn decisi9ns that d9 n9t rest 9n the appr9val 9f an9ther tr9ll. I w9uld als9 appreciate it if y9u w9uld cease fr9m misrepresenting my 9pini9ns and pr9m9ting the mindset that I have d9ne s9mething wr9ng which needs t9 6e ap9l9gized f9r. I'm sure that if I had actually c9mmitted a transgressi9n against any 9f the l9vely pe9ple present, they w9uld have inf9rmed me s9 I may c9rrect my 9ffending 6ehavi9ur.

 

[He takes the popcorn, and then hands over something that looks like a pocky stick covered in rust flakes.]

Some people suck on them, but I like the crunch. It shouldn't kill you. These are mostly iron with an energon core, but the energon is diluted enough that your systems should handle it. Might break your teeth though. That would be funny.

 

I think I'll pass, but thanks for the thought. I wouldn't want to have to use those truth teeth again.

 

Spoiler: drugs

*The clown, startled by this unforeseen development, feels threatened by the clownliness of the weird alien's pants*

*The clown attempts to inject Kankri with a syringe of unstable mutagen it looted off of a geneticist's corpse, but trips over its own feet again, causing the syringe of unstable mutagen to fly off in a random opposite direction.

At the same time, the clown manages to ignite itself with its zippo lighter, immediately burning the potent Omega Weed in one of the clown's pockets that it was planning to smoke later*

 

Suit yourself. I'll say this for organics, you do have the funniest looking food. I love it.

[He contemplates the popcorn, then spears one popped kernel on a ruststick before eating it.]

 

*inhales*

 

You smell that, Burlesque? Take a deep breath. I don't know if it'll do anything for you, but since none of the kids are here...

 

My systems are designed to automatically filter out impurities, which counts for organic drugs too. I don't even think I can absorb processor-altering substances via my venting system. That would be silly.

I'm glad you're enjoying yourself though. I certainly am.

 

Who let the skunk in here?

 

That's not a skunk, Lise. That's extremely potent marijuana.

 

R3m3m63r, k1dz: d91ng drugz 1s SUP3R unr4d!

 

*desperately rolling on the floor* my precioussssss

 

This day just keeps getting better and better. Quick, someone take their clothes off and set the room on fire.

Not that there's a room. Or that I want you to take your clothes off. But really, if we're going to do the drugged party thing, we ought to do it right.

 

i stopped listening after i heard mention of taking clothes off, because i vwolunteer for that.