shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

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(Oneira smilegrins, a bit lopsided, a bit sheepish, a bit grateful, and moves to hug Ford)
Thanks.
...
's knot water we arre, 's water we do, aye?

 

a gentleman in a quite old fashioned three piece suit falls from the ceiling and lands on the floor in a wet heap. He quite laboriously pulls himself back to his feet, dripping water onto the metaphorical- or physical, when did a carpet get there? Anyway he is dripping foul smelling river water onto the carpet and meticulously straightening his suit out as he stands. He levels a charming smile at present company.
"I for one would not decline a gay little fire to dry myself off at. Seeing as I have been in the Thames as recently as-"
he pulls a pocket watch from the pocket of his waistcoat.
"thirty seconds ago."

 

-Lacuna, still 12 feet tall, gasps at Burlesuque-

You're so wee now!

 

Oh~.

Oh no~. vV was here, oh no, oh no~.

 

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No, but~.
But~.

 

"My good- Sir? Lady? Which honorofics do you prefer? Anyway I am not quite sure what you mean to refer to here! I do not know of a gentleman or lady going by the moniker of "vV" as far as I can remember. Memory of course being a fickle thing this does not precisely mean much. Say, have you any knowledge of the whereabouts of an esteemed gentleman of quite the renown? I have some business with one mister Samael Schuyler, you see."

His eyebrow twitches, a mere suggestion of actual movement.
"Some folks just do not know what is good for them, you see, good Sir. Maybe they should be more welcoming."

 

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Uuuugh, he's the worst~!
He twists everything around if you so much as disagree with him so that everyone else hates you~!

 

He gives a nod, then subtly begins wringing out his dripping hair
"Quite the astute observation, Sir. A brilliant gentleman such as yourself would surely know how to direct me to the nearest source of heat, I assume?"
He flicks his hand, "accidentally" splattering water on Mituna.

 

-He raises an eyebrow.-

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Well now I can't carry you, sweetspark. You may have to join me down here.

 

Cr9nus, I understand that y9u have extreme primal urges which y9u a6s9lutely refuse t9 repress like a sane individual, as is y9ur right as an aut9n9m9us pers9n exercising his right t9 free will. H9wever, please refrain fr9m expressing th9se primal urges in a pu6lic setting full 9f pe9ple wh9 have n9t l9udly and enthusiastically c9nsented t9 6eing exp9sed t9 y9ur sexual tendencies. Furtherm9re, there may very well 6e tr9lls, humans, 9r 9ther species/9therwise identified wh9 are under the age 9f c9nsent in their particular h9meland, hence rendering them una6le t9 c9nsent in any circumstances. As an 9therkin individual y9urself, I'm sure that y9u wish t9 respect their cultures. Please keep this in mind while spreading y9ur legs f9r any9ne wh9 s9 much as 6links at y9u, regardless 9f the negative c9nsequences 9f such. #Slut

Ap9l9gies, I mistakenly 6elieved that y9u had em6raced y9ur r9le as an influential tr9ll and were acting acc9rdingly. I sh9uld have c9nfirmed that with y9u pri9r t9 9ur discussi9n. I will n9t make this same err9r again, and h9pe that we can m9ve past this.

H9wever, I must p9int 9ut that y9u are engaging in a severely fallaci9us argument. E.g; the 'n9 true west 6ef9ran' fallacy. While y9u may disagree with him 9n his meth9ds, y9u must accept that he is, in fact, striving f9r the same g9al y9u are. 6y 9stracizing th9se with p99r argument techniques instead 9f addressing the r99t cause 9f th9se techniques, y9u are refusing t9 accept that y9ur m9vement may have flaws and th9se flaws sh9uld 6e addressed instead 9f swept under the rug with a disclaimer that they d9 n9t represent the m9vement.

I disagree with his ch9ice t9 strip his dial9gues 9f all the necessary detail required t9 fully express the c9mplexity 9f the situati9ns he sp9ke 9f. The 9versimplificati9n hurt his arguments extremely, and was, I feel, a significant fact9r in why his m9vement was n9t a successful 9ne. If my p9st-scratch versi9n had taken the time t9 explain every 9ne 9f his arguments in a detailed fashi9n, I 6elieve he w9uld have changed the minds 9f the p9pulace and th9se higher-ranking.

 

Sorry, I must have missed something in that massive stream of pointless, spineless blather. Care to explain why being a 'slut' is worthy of derision?

 

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"Ah, you see my current circumstances make my access to material things a little precarious, you see. I'd be quite grateful for the assistance, though, my good Sir."

 

...realize this is somewhat tangential, but may I record Kankri's speech? Ability to speak for so long without needing to draw breath is fascinating, considering normal organic vocalization structures; is it common among Kankri's species?

 

I could pick you up. Oooor...

-She shrinks herself down to 7' tall and hugs him, beaming.-

 

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