shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I DID NOT!

 

-0 Hells, I don't think you mentioned that before.

 

Well, it's a bit identifying, isn't it~?
So few teals can use psionics at all~.
Narrow it down to the weak ones~.
Narrow it down the ones specialized like I am~.
Bam, you probably have me~.
And if you don't, just cross-reference my schooling and there I am~.

 

Hey, when that storm dies down, you wake us up so we can take you home!

 

Anyway, I don't think you guys are helping him by pointing out helming is unpleasant~.
It actually might end up hurting~.

 

y34h, 7h15. d0n'7 5h0v3 y0ur 5n1ffn0d3 1n70 17 unl355 y0u c4n 4nd w1ll g1v3 h1m 07h3r 0p710n5.

 

And protip~?
Trolls don't take other options without trust, which you haven't earned from him at this point~.
Our society kind of doesn't encourage faith in random acts of kindness~!

 

*gives Mituna a meaningful look, but says nothing...for now*

 

#i totally don't get what the problem is?
#i don't need other options!
#i want to be a helm
#like you.

 

fuck, k1d.

1, 1.

wh47'5 y0ur h47ch??

 

Hey, pointy horns~!
Maybe give the guy some air~?
I'm sure he's overwhelmed~.

-she tugs on aT's arm-

 

-He shoots one back, half pleading. Fuck, is this his legacy? Lambs who go happily to the slaughter? Now is not a good time to be Mituna Captor. But if she can do something, maybe-
Maybe things don't have to be quite so hopeless.-

 

So, uh, uh~.
-She's gotta say something fast. Distract the badthoughts. Move the conversation along. Anything!-
...WANNA SEE MY BUG COLLECTION~.
-Not that. She claps her hands to her cheeks, flustered.-

 

#kamira!
#kamira hundur.
#what's, like, wrong?
#you're all acting like i-

-Kamira allows himself to be tugged away, eyes lingering on Mituna. He looks completely baffled.-

 

5ur3!! 5ur3.

-He looks relieved.-

 

You aren't scared of bugs, right~?

 

4ny7h1ng 5m4ll3r 7h4n 7h3 m07h3rgru8 4nd w3'r3 m0r3 g0ld3n 7h4n my 8l00d.

 

You're sure~?

 

1'm 5ur3.

 

-She shuffles around with her sylladex for a moment before discharging a huge red larva a full meter long, with sharp grasping palps at its mouth and poisonous bristles. It immediately tries to burrow into the floor and, when that fails, it charges at Acheta, who hops to avoid it.-

Eep~! She's my prized specimen~!
Don't worry, she's still larval, she doesn't spit acid or lay eggs in you yet~!
She's still a wee bi psionic so be careful~.