shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

wIIw thanks for the mention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw

wIIw always good to get a celebrity endorsement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wIIw

 

-His fin twitches and he... kind of smiles? It's somewhere between a smile and a sneer.-

-0 Yes, Acheta, do you?

 

w3'r3 dy1ng 70 533, 4ch374.

-He mirrors Ilbodo's smirk-sneer, looking entirely too punchable.-

 

I feel I must interject here, 6ef9re this situati9n escalates further. A6, this is a 6latant act 9f casteism and 69dyshaming, and I w9uld appreciate it if y9u w9uld ap9l9gize t9 CA. Y9u c9uld very p9ssi6ly have triggered feelings 9f 69dy-6ased insecurity within this fine gentleman, as well as th9se 9f any9ne present. I'm sure y9u did n9t mean t9 69dyshame, as such acts 9f fatph96ia are entrenched within the s9cieties 9f 69th Alternia and 6ef9rus. This d9es n9t excuse y9ur 6ehavi9r, 9f c9urse, 6ut simply pr9vides an explanati9n f9r why y9u w9uld 6e s9 utterly cruel. #Shame 9n y9u #Shame 9n y9ur milk6east

 

shut up, ugly.

 

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-The dumb smirky look he'd acquired poking fun at Ilbodo falls right off of his face when he sees Kankri. Why must the multiverse do this to him.-

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I Feel This Inexplicable Urge To Set Your Gross Ass Hairstyle On Fire And Then Punch Your Face. With My Face. What The Fuck. What. The. Fuck.

 

Oh, but don't you know - as long as you just say something with the right words, and ban aaaaall the bad words from being ever used, everyone is fine and all problems are solved.

 

(Good thing your eyebrows are hidden under your mess of a fringe, because they just shot up)

 

vwelcome to my vworld.

 

-0 Remind you of anyone @cricketsIntensify?
-0 I simply cannot place why @Kankri Vantas seems so familiar.

 

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*FIVE SOLID YEARS OF BUBBLY SEADWELLER LAUGHTER*

 

What?

What?

Oh Sweet Signless Sufferer. Gross. We Have Negative A Thousand Things In Common Please Make Use Of Your Right To Stay The Fuck Away From Me. Now.

 

Exactly! And if those pesky insurgents only went back to their primus-given places and do the work that the senate so kindly granted them in its infinite benevolence and stop questioning their superiors, we could put this annoying "social change" thing ad acta as well.
(Apostasia pulls a face)
Yeah no, frag that slag.

 

Darl', be careful with th'irony here. Too much iron's bad for the fuel pressure.

 

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Sweetspark, that scrap's already distilled into sarcasm.
But thank you for worrying.