shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Unsurprisingly a fair number of people would say this without any hint of self awareness or sarcasm.
I like your color-scheme by the way.

 

Yeah yeah, jus' listen ta what the doctor's said alright? Scelus'd crash 'n' burn without ya.

 

(Apostasia laughs)
Oh no, what gave me away?

 

Well, of course they would! You're simply framing it incorrectly. Governments that divide bots by function - and I assume your species as well, @twofoldAbolitionist - are simply being effiicent. Some bots are simply more useful than others - and some are smarter or stronger. A stable society is dependent on everyone knowing their proper place.

As Cybertron has well demonstrated.
-he sniffs-

 

(Aposasia starts shrieking with laughter, and doubles over)

 

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Representative Oar, do you remember the last time we spoke?
-her facial expression is unreadable due to the mask, she is letting a small metallic marble dance over her fingers.-

 

Yeah~...

 

Their gifts, whatever they may have been - and seeing as, from your own words, you are simply used to power transportation, meaning you can't have been in decent company - must have been dwarfed by the need of society for other things from them. These things happen.

Yes, but I have been explicitly informed that unless I consent to it, you can do nothing to me. And I would never consent to have contact with you in any way.

Actually, I shall choose to completely ignore you. You obviously don't recognize proper authority.
-despite his words, he looks rattled. however, he crosses his arms and turns his back to Nichrome.-

 

Stars above and terrors below, Sax~.
Are you playing cluckbeast with... uh, what do I call you, helmsman~?

 

I don't think you have ever even glanced at authority, proper or otherwise. For all his faults, L-... Megatron at least knows how to embody authority. I don't see any of that force of personality in you, Representative.

 

...so, nobody can stop me from stabbing him here, right? Even if I can't do lasting damage? I've got some complaints to file and I don't need to play the good-little-engineer in here.

 

Ayyy I like your 'tude. how much power does it pack?

@Oar
(Apostasia turns to Oar, and gives a smile that is just a little too wide)
Esteemed representative, as someone who has actually lived on Cybertron and has not gotten it all filtered through mediocre and heavy-handed propaganda, I would like to suggest that if a society prides itself on shuffling people to the places where they can do the most good, it should start with figuring out what everyone can do best on a case-by-case basis, and not judge the book by the data slate it was crammed into, yes?
Scelus prides itself on being quite efficient doing this, a visit here might be quite educational for you.

 

I fear, if I understood correctly he could simply let you fall through him. do feel free to fool around though.

 

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Oh, even if we can't touch him, we can mess with the area around him. Right?

 

Enough to snuff his spark and melt his brain module from his fuel tank. Which is where this one was supposed to go. I prefer a little precision when it comes to pettiness.

 

Ah. I see where this is going. Please, go ahead.

 

Just the attitude I would expect for someone who still worships a warlord. Cast aside religion, indeed.

Why, I can. In fact, I do not to being touched at all.
-he creates a force field around himself with the force of his disdain-

Oh, yes, and I should believe someone who sides with the murderer. I know you're simply waiting to get me into a place where you can overpower me. I shan't even consider the idea. Frankly I don't even know why I'm here. This place certainly lacks for decent company.

 

-Lacuna mutes the area around Oar in a bubble of silence. A bubble centered on him.-