shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

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-He smirks. Flirting for shiggles is the best kind of flirting.-

 

Wait~.
They'd still take me~?
I'm not even a sparkler~!

 

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I'd make a very poor ship I'm studying to be a scientist I concentrate on my studies very hard so~

 

4g41n, f1n3.

 

Okay~
Okay~
Okay~
I'm okay~
Sorry~!

 

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*she winks, ridiculously unsubtle*
Oh my. What an interesting bit of information to have. I believe now is the point where I return the favor and repay you with some information about my frame?
*she leans in and whispers something positively filthy in his ear.*

 

-0 Impressed.

 

No, it's~
It's rude of me to say this to a real helmsman~.

 

-She beams.-
I've never even had to kill anyone with that trick~
They tend to crap their pants at the warning shot~

 

-0 I can guess why.

-He squints at the wall. He can't see what she did, he'll have to go over and investigate.-

 

It really, really was beautiful.

I have seen a few things I consider more beautiful but describing most of those (with the exception of my sister's children's first smiles) would fall into the category of TMI. And I'm also a fan of spatial anomalies, and weather as long as I'm not in it--they can be pretty gorgeous.

But yes. That was amazing.

 

-She blushes intensely teal and pulls up her oversized sweater.-
It's really not that special~!

 

Oh, wait~.
Right, the other thing~.
Right, okay~.
Augh, I must sound like such a self-centered bitch right now~.

 

-0 For shame, Acheta, my opinion of you is forever tainted by this moment.

 

-The smirk gets, somehow, smirkier and he flushes yellow.-

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-Mituna lowers his voices and mutters the rest into her audial.-

(ooc note- if this isn't sfw enough plz holler out in the ooc thread and i'll change it)

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Did y9u, s9meh9w, in a manner that is utterly mystifying t9 me, miss the p9st where I stated that I was pr9udly and c9mpletely celi6ate? That did n9t cease 6eing a 'thing' in the several h9urs since I last menti9ned it. I understand that y9u are y9ung and in the unf9rtunate phase where c9nspicuent em9ti9n runs am9k, 6ut I w9uld appreciate it if I was n9t su6ject t9 y9ur unwanted awkward stygian advances.

 

Valiska grins. "Probably nothing he doesn't already want to do anyway."

 

Feeling a thing =/= acting on a thing
Saying a thing =/= acting on a thing

Achromat Nichrome has not actually done anything yet.

(And again: may I record? Languages and speech patterns are an interest of mine, and if Kankri responded to my previous request for permission I seem to have missed that post.)