shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Wow, go fuck yourself~.
-She cheers up a little.-

 

"I know a few things about life-force bonds," says Valiska very quietly. "I can't begin to explain how obscene the idea of forcing one on an unwilling party really is, but that might just be awful enough that Tainell will agree to life imprisonment, which my species also considers obscene, over a quick and very public execution..."

 

*looks a bit wry, but just gives him a thumbs-up in return*

We'll figure it out, whatever it is. *sigh* I have a lot of studying to catch up on before we get there.

 

-He growls and swats at him before laboriously hauling himself upright and leaning against the wall. Excepting the stiffness, it could almost be casual!-

-0 I'm fine.
-0 Just-
-0 Ow.
-0 Wwhat are you doing here?

-He looks a tad defensive.-

-0 It's a long story.

-No, no it isn't.-

 

yo sup guys its been a whike and idk what ur all doing here but im down for whatevr

 

-0 Is that a "no" for informing the media?

 

The media will not be informed~.
Who's your friend~?

 

-Aaaaand now he's upset.-

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-Even as he says that, he's acutely aware of how he sounds and how much she doesn't deserve better than that.-

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c'm0n, d0c, l00k 4l1v3!! 7h47'5 0n3 l355 p4713n7 f0r y0u.

1'v3 g07 71m3.

 

Not the way I do things, sorry - "one less patient" is not and will never be a positive motivator for me.

 

Uh, um~
How is it okay to answer one thing you feel is obscene with another~?
Doesn't the idea of deserving it sort of~
Collapse on itself~?
Maybe then someone can say you deserve to be hurt for what you did~.
And someone else can say they deserve to be hurt for what they do to you~.

 

"Even you know you don't believe that, Mituna," says Valiska softly. "My concern is that she may very well be too dangerous either to imprison or release. But I will not let her do to me and mine what I know she has done to others. And ultimately, that is the crux of the issue. Still...I should be able to break such a bond in time; the question is what to replace it with."

 

Besides~.
Besides, if Mituna is telling the truth, he's old~.
I mean, older than anyone is supposed to be, even violets, probably~.
Just because she kept him alive so long doesn't mean it's good for his body or his mind~.
Would forcing him to stay alive for another million years or whatever really help~?
When he says he doesn't want to~
Live~.

 

I wouldn't want to live that long~.
And it doesn't feel okay to like~.
For you to keep arguing against what he said he wanted~.
If you come from a place where people are seen as inherently worthy of choosing their own paths which I think is implied~?

 

-He jumps a few meters and hangs there in a green aura.-

mebee it was the hawt interspecies flirtations
mebee it was all the robot butts
robobutts
robutts
or mebee... mebee i just love u so much that our souls LINKED

-He turns a mid-air somersault and lands next to her. He's got a big ol' grin that dimples his cheeks.-

we r clade!! ash-datin his sprit
hawt greyrom paps
(also weve been besties for a bazillion sweeps)

 

Perhaps I should clarify.

I'm not going to give up on trying to save someone's life just because it's hard.
But last I heard, Mituna wanted to help experiment with new psi-interface technology, and he can't do that if he's dead.

 

I guess~.
It's just~.
It's so wrong, it's wrong wrong wrong to talk about the Empress like this anyway~.
You shouldn't do that~!
Just ignore her okay~.
If you can't think nicely of her then try not to think of her~.

 

...she's running an invasion campaign for our homeworld. I don't think that will quite do it.

 

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Just ignore her harder~!

I'll be fine~.
Probably~.

 

"You have misunderstood my reasoning. I live in a society which is composed of multiple species, and the question of imprisonment versus execution is a point of contention."