shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

"My name isn't 'Lady'. It's Valiska." She smiles. "Your bugs are very nice. I'm sorry you're distressed by these conversations. But...I'm not giving up on my world or my family."

 

Wow, uh~.
You've sure got a predator's set of dentals~.

 

Stanford Pines reappearsand strides over to Sev and Valiska, beaming, and hugs them both before he slides up under Sev's other arm and takes Valiska's hand in his behind Sev's back.

Ford smiles wryly at the young troll. "I'm not sure I can think of anything that would be worse for your body or your mind than dying. Only your soul survives that."

"...I can't deny I would be interested in seeing Tainell at least consider alternatives to execution. Or at least to throwing enemies of the state out of windows, except in those cases where he wants their heads intact to hang from the palace gates."

Ford looks intently, gently at Mituna. "I know how that goes. If you ever want to talk...I will listen."

 

"I'm an obligate carnivore," says Valiska. "I am a predator."

 

Yeah, and the mind is part of that~.
Even if the brain isn't~.
You're not one of those anti-death hippies are you~?

-She sighs longingly.-
I can never get my teeth to look that good~.

 

*The previous talk of bugs and mind honey is giving the clown flashbacks to The Bees.*

 

*gets bee flashbacks from @The Clown's bee flashbacks*

*the ones with @Sunshine are reasonably pleasant*

*the ones involving timmy turner really aren't*

 

*gets flashbacks of a really nasty encounter with the letter "B"*

 

B IS FOR BURT

 

Yeah, we know. You're not the only person who can spell, dude.

 

NO!

I OWN "B"! AND I WILL DESTROY IT!

 

Have fun being Urt, then, dude.

 

be a little nicer to the fella, vwould you? i think destroying the letter b is a perfectly respectale goal.

 

I WILL DESTROY YOU LAST!

 

What's respectale aout it, exactly?

 

yknowv, i contributed vwery heavwily to the destruction of my OWVN vworld. vwe got things in common, you and i.

 

UT I AM ETTER THAN YOU!

 

vwell, thats the last time *i* open my heart to someone, i guess.

 

"Why does everyone call me a hippie?" Ford shakes his head. "Are you pro-death? If so...why?"

 

YOU CAN'T DESTROY THE WORLD IF YOU HAVE A HEART, SILLY!