shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

name ten people here that both like you and aren't a cronus

 

IT IS THE TRUEST THING TO EVER BE TRUE!

 

vwhat? vwhy are other cronuses excluded from this? are they not people?

 

they are you

 

ive seen weirder shit

like the time an operative of the space wizard federation attempted to turn everyone into cluwnes, or the time charles barkley attacked and destroyed most of the station- we got dunked on pretty hard that time honk

 

T9 6e fair, im half cr9nus and find my singlet f9rm t9 6e kinda pathetic. He vw9uld impr9vwe greatly fr9m 6eing part 9f a vw9nderful 6eing like me.

*Cronkrisprite preens.*

 

there was also the time the roboticist stole the entire crew's asses and turned them into an army of buttbots.

i wasnt so lucky that time

 

The hell even are cluwnes?

*smirks* So, he was a real assman, huh?

 

*Raises hand.*

hey, i think i should still get a vote. dont you think its kinda unfair, seeing as we make up a pret-ty solid portion of this places population?

 

cronus is not allowed to vote on his own popularity

 

*bones creak*

*collapses in front of ford*

let me rest

 

fuck you and im knocking that rule right ovwer. cronus is nowv allowved to vwote on his owvn popularity.

 

*puts the rule back up*

cronus is not allowed to vote on his own popularity

 

cronus is nowv allowved to vwote on his owvn popularity.

 

I am afraid that is only because the being responsible for your existence in this liminal space is pleased enough with his actions to have created more of you unsightly creatures. I would claim it a matter of extremely poor taste were it not for the unfortunate matter that my own Puppeteer is responsible for bringing one of them here herself. It's an abysmal state of affairs, really.

 

*puts the rule back in place*

cronus is not allowed to vote on his popularity

 

cronus is now allowed to vote on his popularity.

 

VWOWV, vwould you look at that. someone vwho ISNT ME saying i should be allowved to vwote on my owvn popularity.

 

cronus is not allowed to vote on his own popularity

 

I GOT TWENTY MORE WHERE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CAME FROM