shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

youre outnumbered here, pal. cronus is allowved to vwote on his owvn popularity.

 

Spoiler: Death talk

Oh, you poor thing~.
Do you have any last wishes, or should I just punch a hole through your skull~?

 

wow, would you look at that. they are the only one other than you saying that.

 

kill all necromancers

 

I feel like that'd be hard~.

 

souls trapped in cursed clown suits that leave them with just enough sentience to be aware of the agony and torment their mere existence causes them. they are no longer seen as human, and everyone views them with disgust.

even my pranks can't cheer them up from their suffering, and my pranks are fucking hilarious

their only solace is death

 

Spoiler: gif

 

shit like this is why i left the homestuck fandom :^)

 

...You could say that this individual smells rather "fishy", does it not?..

...Oh no...

 

OH YES

 

im 116 and what is this

 

oh, you're 116, huh? why am i not surprised that you're harassing someone in their 20's.

 

i just want the people that bring other people back to life all dead

 

I am struck with the terrible feeling that we have just encountered a being that is like Cronus, except somehow even more terrible. It is as if a Ray of darkness has been cast down upon the rayve.

 

In that case, I would hope that there exists a Necromancer Cronus amomg this growing idiotic rabble.

 

i want less necromancers, not more, mr gun sir

 

what happened to the outfit i gave you? it wasn't blindly following the same trends that everyone who likes cronus uses lmao

 

There is an "everyone" that likes Cronus?

 

"Mostly," says Ford, "I'm just not convinced that a glitch in the genetic code is a moral force. People die all the time from things that wouldn't kill anyone if the organic body's defences against injury and disease weren't just as likely to kill them as the initial insult. Sepsis, for instance--that's caused by an infection, but the thing that kills is the way the immune system goes nuts." He shrugs. "Yet somehow the guy in a story who wants to end death always gets described as the 'evil sorcerer' or the 'mad scientist'. Sure, if the methods are evil, that's one thing, but...if we could just fix the genetic code so that programmed cell death only happened to defective or irreparably damaged cells, there would be a lot less sorrow in the world."