shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

So like~.
Is that sex or masturbation~?

 

"Hey, assholes! These are the ears I was born with!" Valiska's ears are, in fact, lying back against her head and her expression is anything but amused.

 

"It's pathetic." Ford shrugs.

 

hey, this is a privwate convwersation. do you mind?

 

Fine. I don't wanna know about your sex life, anyway.

 

hey, hey, cmon, let the legless freak join in if he vwants to. the more the merrier, thats vwhat i alvways say.

*Poorly hidden finger snap.*

 

*His eyes flash a very pale yellow for a second and he blinks.*

uh. hold on, lost my train of thought here. vwhat vwere vwe talking about?

 

vwe vwere talking about howv vwe should totally open up our convwersation to this interested gentleman. you vwere being VWERY agreeing because you believwe its a great idea.

 

You know, calling me a legless freak really ain't gonna get you laid. *laughs* Not that it matters since I wasn't gonna fuck either of you anyway, but if you guys had had a chance, that'd have busted it.

 

RIGHT, right. that makes sense.

hey, its hardly OUR fault that you dont get pitch flirting vwhen you see it. cronus is a svwell cat. this cronus. i mean, im ALSO a svwell cat, but this guys more of one.

 

I get pitch flirting just fine, thank you. What he did, that was just an insult.

 

...okay, that's just creepy.

 

uh, vwhats creepy?

 

Your "friend" just altered your memory.

 

vwhat? course i didnt. id NEVWER do anything like that.

hell, howv vwould i evwen go A8OUT doing that? ivwe heard a lot of ridiculous accusations in my life, but this REALLY takes the cake.

altering memories. can you believwe this broad?

 

really goes to showv just vwhat people vwill hastily slop together just to smear our name, if you ask me.

 

...I'm going to wake up now~.

 

Byyyyye, Demmel~! Don't be a stranger, Almass~!

-She poofs.-

 

That really should have been the expected response. Still.

*her jaw tightens, and the air around her flares pink for a moment while she looks like she's concentrating on something*

 

"....I did not just imagine that." Valiska's jaw sets and she glares at the interloper.