shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

see? i AM one of the assholes. im just as gullible and vweakminded as the rest of them. just in case anyone still has any vwacky ideas about me havwing memory creation powvers, or vwhatevwer they vwere on my case about.

 

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I mean, you do realize how transparent you are... right? Like, this is "No sir, I do not have a doomsday device in my basement, behind the third door on the left, no my left not your left," levels of transparent.

...Are you fucking with me?

 

So you're just asleep~?

 

alright, but think about it. if i really VWAS up to something, do you honestly think id make it that easy to TELL i vwas? howv do you knowv im not making up the vwhole thing for attention, eh?

 

Making the whole thing up for attention is still trying to use coercive means for uh, manipulation. And from experience-- yeah. Yeah, you'd totally make it that easy. Because no one ever believes it when people say what they're actually doing.

Like, do you know how often I have to deal with this shit as a barista? So often. So fucking often.

 

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Well~.
Well I'm glad you get this break~.

 

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Maybe we can talk again after this~?

 

-Mituna briefly receives a Look as only a man with a British accent can deliver. He barely even glances at the orb of pretty lights-

Consent for a procedure when all of the information not readily available is hardly worth anything. By all accounts, that is involuntary.

To do this to someone, to make this a part of a society, regardless of the extent of it... How many of your ships are run on slave labor?

 

m4y83.

 

From what he told me, pretty much all of them? Or, uh, all of them that aren't locked within a star system at least which is... probably all of them. So, a lot?

 

...wh47 h3 541d.

-The pretty lights kick it up a notch.-

 

-He stares and makes a few abortive attempts to speak.-

...

-He takes a sip of his tea.-

 

Mom's pupating right now~.
She'll be in there a while~.
But if it goes well she can come up and ascend with me at least~??
But it's lonely~.

 

...are you angry at us~?

-Angry adults were bad news. She tenses.-

 

h3'5 n07 4ngry, n0.

-He stares at Julian levelly.-

 

Are you trying to distract me?

I...

No, I'm not angry at either of you. I apologize for raising my voice.

This situation, though, it goes against every fiber of what I know to be right. I wish... I wish there was something I could do.

-He sighs deeply. He looks again @twofoldAbolitionist.-

Do you know of a United Federation of Planets? There might be... some way to help, if you're close enough.

 

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-He grins quickly before turning serious.-

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