TFs: DARE TO BE STUPID

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by itsAlana, Aug 28, 2015.

  1. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Prrrrrrrprrprr! In that case I wanna read it.
    ETA: More Prr-ing over Starscream being protective of someone!

    (FTR, no offense to anyone who ships Megatron and Starscream, it´s just a ship I cannot with for personal reasons.)
     
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  2. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    I finally went back to watching TFP and. All the continuity differences make me scream but lookit Starscream's booty

    lookit the jet son outflying silly humans

    ...honestly, look at all the pelvic girdles, someone on the animation team has as much a boner for robots as the fandom.
     
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  3. mizushimo

    mizushimo the greatest hits

    But... tfp is supposed to be running on the rails of a different continuity then idw? (The fabled kind of aligned contiuity but sort of not because the writers wanted more freedom).

    Wellll, as for sexiness Tfp was the show that finally revealed that the cybertronians possibly have their own word for sex :D

    The show also has another sexy robot who spends 1/3 of his screen time flirting with all the other boys.
     
  4. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    Didn't the studio say that that one was 'the sexiest bot they'd ever seen' or something?
     
  5. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    I am very aware of this, it just throws me for a loop every time something is subtly off :P I'm only like five episodes in, I'll get used to it I'm sure.
     
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  6. mizushimo

    mizushimo the greatest hits

    I defintely get that. It's like "why are their only about 6 autobots in the entire universe?" And "Megs, i don't remember you being this shortsighted and bad at planning"
     
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  7. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    @Petra mentioned that maybe it´s the dark energon screwing with Megs´ processor, making him be...not the smartest.
     
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  8. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    Hahaha, 99% sure that's gotta be Knock Out! And I can't really say I disagree, especially with that VOICE
     
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  9. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    some of it's even just. frame differences
    Why is Soundwave a flier, are we not getting cassettes in this universe
    Why is Arcee shorter than Bee
    OP looks fuckin weird without his mask

    ...Screamer's still hella pretty tho
     
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  10. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

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  11. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    Ooooooooh, my SOTW paperback is here! And it has commentary on the development of the series! I haven't read hardly anything yet, but check out the series themes they discussed in their initial pitch

    0827161757a~2.jpg

    (also there's art of a group shot of the wreckers we've heard about, including one honking big dude I don't recognize who stands head and shoulders above even Roadbuster. But the IMPORTANT thing is that Rotorstorm is in there! My asshole husband #827! I'm so happy :') )

    edit: ohhhh guys, this is Good Shit. I'm going to have to maybe type this up, because photographing these pages without killing the book spines is tough, but I HAVE to share. Things I am upset we never received: A Spotlight: Rumble issue, where Rumble goes on a hardcore pub crawl and Stakeout tails him. Also cut Stakeout dialogue about his and Verity's history together (including a thing about a potential Insecticon outbreak in Borneo, which cracks me up, given tgwp). And check out the Jesus imagery with Springer's resurrection at the end of issue 1, with the abandoned "tomb" and the silhouetted telephone poles on the very last page.
     
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  12. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    One more picture! There are two tiny text boxes within the text, and this is the second. I mmmmay be able to photograph the full pages tomorrow, if the light is decent, but i doubt these two will be very readable, unless I'm very lucky.

    0827161812~2.jpg

    I am... a little confused on terminology, because the New Wreckers were cut, and we're... TOLD their names up above, but there are lowercase new Wreckers by the end of the series, and Carnivac's character is a really close match for Mystery Character #2. So I'm not sure what's up with that, but I'm definitely intrigued by these character descriptions. (I think they're not the same, but Carnivac's wiki page is a REALLY CLOSE MATCH for that second character, and I don't know who they are, that their names are blocked out. It kind of implies characters we know, at least from legacy continuities? I want to knowwwwwwww)
     
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  13. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    Uh, Spock, I think you're overlooking the most important part of these new tidbits of intel:

     
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  14. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    hmmm. HMMMM well i pretty much finished it and i still don't REALLY know how i feel about it but there's one thing that is making me Very Frustrated And Upset
    okay so sideswipe and sunstreaker definitely raped jazz. that's a thing that happened. they def raped their bio-mom. it basically never comes up again. no hard feelings after jazz is repaired for his extensive injuries, even though he's harassed for his reputation for being a whore because he said it was consensual so no one would investigate who the perpetrators were. the twins don't ever even express any guilt?? they're like 'sunstreaker you fucking idiot i can't believe you did this thing that is going to result in punishment for us'

    ??????????

    they are not punished!!! at NO POINT does anyone even say 'hey it's super super fucked up that you guys raped your superior officer/FUCKING BIO-MOM and don't even feel like you did anything wrong'

    and then there's this 100k long spinoff fic that centers around the twins and mirage and ??? it never comes up there either??? AND the twins get all OFFENDED AND DISGUSTED that jazz doubts their ability to control themselves in the face of their own desires vs. someone else's trauma and im just??? YOU LITERALLY RAPED YOUR ESTRANGED BIO-MOM!!!!!!

    and i mean it basically happened because sunstreaker is glitched and it was either 'get killed by berserking sunstreaker' or 'get raped by berserking sunstreaker' and jazz chose rape, but the twins have absolutely no problem holding jazz's EXTENSIVE trauma and glitched processor against him, LITERAL MILLENIA LATER

    i'm just!!!! so mad!!!! I want for this to be Acknowledged, otherwise what was even the point of including it??? why write that scene if it was never going to have any consequences!!!

    ANYWAY i needed to type that out otherwise it was gonna keep eating at me. back to frustrated reading.
     
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  15. Petra

    Petra space case

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    Sky Garry.
     
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  16. mizushimo

    mizushimo the greatest hits

    .....
    "Oh, that guy over there? He's Sky Garry, y'know, as opposed to Tree Garry or Short Garry.. We call him 'Sky' because he's a plane, get it?"

    ???????
     
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  17. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    DINOBOTS
    HUGE SASSY SNAKEDRAGONBOT
    oh, that tail was from the other dinobot, not the huge sassy one
    sky lynx, hm

    how could anyone dislike the dinobots tho

    prowl, racist much

    also starscream, stop posing, damn, youre not in a photoshoot damnit

    "if we can't prove that we should be in charge, maybe we shouldn't be" WAS THAT SENSE I HEARD THERE, PROWL

    this looks like... what do you call the stuff that gets leftover when you stamp out stuff?


    thats... foliage for you?

    KITTY

    "good work is what dinobots do" i love the dinobots

    the sass is unreal i love these idiots so much

    at the core of each good lie, a grain of truth that didnt die, prowl ::D

    alter, ich will ja nichts sagen, aber dein dino brennt

    pax cybertronia. really.

    "you think i became a dinobot because of, what? a rational philosophy?" ahahhahahaha

    we live, we die, we live again -- wait, wrong movie

    what the

    gods damnit.
     
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  18. Exohedron

    Exohedron Doesn't like words

    I love the Dinobots. All of the Dinobots are so great. Like, yeah, the Wreckers with their moral quandries are cool and all, but the Dinobots give no shits about that kind of stuff. They just kill things.
     
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  19. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    "i'm sure there's some science thing to stop us" snrk
    (also @IvyLB just referred to optimus prime as "fucking stupid") ("between megatron, starscream, soundwave, and shockwave on the decepticon side who are geniuses, and optimus prime and bumblebee on the autobot side, how did the autobots manage to get anything done?!")
    oh no poor sky lnyx D::

    ironhide, that does not look healthy.

    starscream, rude

    oh look, bee, things are going to start to fall apart around you ::D

    hi ravage!
    izzat a projection? thats cool.
    yknow, there oughta be some sort of protection against holomatter avatars, especially if they can perceive the surroundings into which theyre projected - otherwise you could do some real nasty spywork with em. make your holomatter a fly, or resize it like hella, and bamm, no one can see you and you hear and see everything.

    oh arcee.

    bee, time travel doesnt work that way. youve got a stable timeloop thing going on here, and only perceptor ever managed to fuck shit up enough to create an offshoot timeline.
    if you move your head just a touch to the left, and glance in a world of perspectives... wait, wrong podcast.
    "oh boy" well thats one way of reacting to this (i loled so hard)

    ITS A COMBINER
    why are all combiner names so edgy? like, much epic. so edge. wow.

    bee, you need a break, therapy, and to be away from politics for a few years.
     
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  20. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    cool facepaint, dude

    time/doom bullshit ::D

    wait, wasnt one of the 'cons last issue named spyglass?

    optimus prime you fucking idiot

    ok time/space/doom bullshit. so glad homestuck made me pass my timespace shenaniganry exam.
    (one of my time player characters is yelling very loudly in my head, turn it down lady)

    weren't those the same aliens bludgeon used to--
    oh
    ooh, the ship disappeared, not because it was taken, but because it retroactively never existed?

    op, are you blinking in and out of existence? was the giant glowy thing an orange?
     
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