shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Yes. Always.

 

*NOW. I am not writing an entire song for this fucker. But, imagine the most condescending, dripping with cheese and infantilization kiddy puppet show song you've ever heard, and throw in thinly veiled colonization references.

That's what he sings, in a quiet and off-key grumblehum.*

 

I am euphoric. This is the best day of my life.

 

*smirks* I love teamwork.

 

Thank you for your valuable contribution in the name of quality entertainment.

 

(i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job.)

 

*grins* *bows* And thank you, too!

 

[He gives him an artful and rather impressive bow in return.]

We simply must do this again sometime.

 

Yep.

 

(I HATE MY JOB I HATE MY JOB I HATE MY JOB I HATE MY JOB I HATE MY JOB.)

 

So~.
If a troll doesn't think they're defective and doesn't want to be 'culled' can they opt out~?

 

no.

 

So you are keeping them as pets~.

 

Sing the song again~.

 

IM not keeping them as anything. im a good forty lightsvweeps avway from beforus specifically so i DONT havwe to havwe anything to do vwith lowvbloods.

did you not hear the song the first time??

 

I wasn't paying attention~.
Sing it again~.
Louder~.

 

givwe me a good reason vwhy i should sing it again.

 

We strive to remove personal bias from our decision making. There's...

-There is a very slight twitch of his expression. A very unfortunate nerve has been hit.-

Honestly this isn't how a first contact situation is meant to go.

-He rubs his forehead. He looks older.-

There is no organization without its flaws. We just... try to be better than the sum of our parts. As hard as that may be at times.

My people believe in the right of an individual to decide for themselves what they will make of their life, regardless of their background.

Well, it's not like no one's never tried.

-He smiles wryly.-

 

You'll get fired~.

 

*frowns* People are supposed to believe your Federation is perfect as soon as they hear about it? Really?

I mean, you're making me believe it and not just 'cause I like you, but... that does sound... kinda... optimistic, I think.