Out of context quotes thread

"he's on some kind of power high from his own farts or somethin"

 

[8/28/16, 2:59:12 AM] albedo: Oh, I forgot to mention that apparently it's millipede orgy day.
[8/28/16, 2:59:19 AM] Nick: uh
[8/28/16, 2:59:20 AM] Nick: what

 

@mek

[8/28/16, 3:03:54 AM] Mek: I had a lizard which I fed live crickets, once
[8/28/16, 3:04:07 AM] Nick: i thought you are a lizard
[8/28/16, 3:04:16 AM] Mek: I mean, I once had a lizard and I fed it live crickets, I did this more than once
[8/28/16, 3:04:22 AM] Here Comes Team Rocket!: not sure if childrearing or slavery
[8/28/16, 3:04:25 AM] Mek: I am a lizard and I have owned lizards
[8/28/16, 3:04:33 AM] Mek: It's okay because I am THE LIZARD KING and can do what I want
[8/28/16, 3:04:40 AM] Here Comes Team Rocket!: ah, merely serfdom

 

Spoiler: context

my mom texted me with the android guy-with-turban-and-beard emoji and was like "look theyve added a defence miniser emoji" as we are canadian and it does vaguely resemble Harjit Sajjan

 

" excuse me while i die a bad interpretation of this is 'oh the alien has a sex swing right there in the main room' "

 

All from me:

Spoiler: context

theres a story on the news today about how walking your dog is good for your health but my mom said she'd trip over the leash of any dog. So.... lift the dog? (nevermind that we dont have a dog)

 

[8/28/16, 3:36:46 PM] JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN: LIKE
[8/28/16, 3:37:11 PM] JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN: i bet you could sort kintsugi into high school cliques

 

Spoiler: nsfw

[8/28/16, 4:28:27 PM] adhd sob story: yeah thryre cute!!
[8/28/16, 4:28:30 PM] adhd sob story: UNLIKE UR COCK
[8/28/16, 4:28:38 PM] JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN: LEAVE MY COCKS ALONE

 

(unrelated but i love how rayface is essentially this forum's equivalent of the lenny face)

 

okay, aside from the fact that this is an excellent quote, I am highly intrigued. what kind of cliques? I don't think we really have jocks. or preps.

 

Art, drama, band, orchestra, choir, and cereamics, with a side of graphics, photography, STEM, and A/V club kids. Also the goths and preps are totally around still, and I bet we can dig up at least once scene kid to get in a fistfight with an emo.

Kintsugi cliques are all those reject cliques from highschool movies combined and given power.

 

[8/28/16, 3:35:45 PM] JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN: snitchanon is literally like
[8/28/16, 3:35:58 PM] JOHN IS A BASTARD MAN: an xD RANDOM~~ kid

 

anyways me and @a small fis)( sorted you all into high school cliques and were not telling whos who

 

HOW DARE, I DEMAND TO KNOW. >:::(((

 

Spoiler: Nsfwish

"fly paper, apply directly to the vagina!"

 

i will be so offended if i'm not in the eating-markers-in-a-dark-corner-of-art-class clique. i'll cry crayola-scented tears man don't take me away from my family

 

excuse u, you forgot theatre techies??? and directors??? exclusive much???? also nerds. although that might be kind of irrelevant, since almost all of us are probably nerds, lol. (also this is hilarious because like I'm in high school and we absolutely do not have cliques but anyway)

you can't just dangle it in front of us like that!!! personally I am a very curious dude! this is like tying a cupcake to a stick with string and holding it just out of my reach! it's cruelty, plain and simple! I thought you and @a small fis)( were better than this!!!! :(((((

 

TELL.