shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Hey, Burlesque, think I could take him in a fight?

-She flies up to land in his arms, smooching his cheek.-

 

gee, i vwonder vwhy a guy vwho deprivwed vwigglers of their caretaker for a livwing for hundreds of svweeps vwould be an asshole. it just doesnt add up, does it.

 

[He wraps an arm around her and give her a smacking kiss on the helm in return.]

Violence is not the answer, sweetspark. But yes, you totally could.

 

But that's different~.
It sucks, but it's important to feed Her~.
And if a kid is old enough, they can get by without their lusus~.

 

Did you do it 'cause you were a dick, or did it cause you to be a dick? That's a pretty big difference, man. Like, fucking massive.

 

Gl'bgolyb eats lusii~.
The big lusii, mostly~.
She's so huge the little ones aren't even a bite for her~.
Many lusii are wild and don't currently have a charge~!
But many aren't~.

 

If Gl'bgolyb is hungry, she starts to whisper~.
And when she whispers, people die~.
So it's perfectly necessary and noble~.

 

I am afraid your empress would simply be squished underfoot, as if she were no more than a mere bug. But if you are truly insistent that your species is superior to all others found within the rave, why not prove it yourself? If you, of the second highest blood caste, were perhaps capable of defeating even an average transformer , then perhaps your trollkind would possibly stand a chance in such a hypothetical scenario.

I hear some of them love to fight, so why not see if one is willing to duke it out a bit with you?

*Genie grins in sinister amusement*

 

Oh jesus. That's sounds pretty awful, holy shit.

I mean, the dude's still a dick. And that really sucks for the kids. But I guess if it keeps them from dying, there's not much you can do....

 

im not an idiot. i knowv exactly vwhat vwould happen if i tried and im not vwasting my time fighting in a place vwhere theres literally no chance of vwinning.

 

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I mean, presumably some of the kids still end up starving or whatnot~.
It's not like orphaners always have time to check if the lusus has a charge or what their age is~.
But at that point, it's, hmmm... an unfortunate necessity to prevent more people from dying~?
Like, it's not that I'm not bothered at all, but~...

 

lik3 wh0??

y0u kn0w 17, fuck3r.

 

actually, i think it made me LESS of a dick. i vwas vway more of a dick at nine or so. set a guy on fire for shits and giggles vwhen i vwas nine.

ah, teenagers.

 

*Genie makes distorted noises that vaguely resemble giggling* That's what I thought. Even were it possible for you to fight elsewhere, I very much doubt your chance of victory would be even marginally higher.

 

haha, no. if i could guarantee a fair fight, id vwin in a heartbeat.

 

Spoiler: image

 

Yeah, I get what you mean though. I just sort of wish there was a better way? But I guess you've probably also already wished that there was a better way...

So you were always an asshole, great to know.

 

Define "fair".

 

I've often found idealism to be necessary. Always striving for better.

One could argue that it's foolishness not to investigate potential dangers. But, if you don't know, you don't know.