shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

imagine that *He jabs a thumb in the general direction of @crocellsApostate* but encouraged to maim and murder. oh, except vwith romantic desperation backed up by something OTHER than meaningless horniness.

id like to think ivwe generally improvwed myself since then.

 

vwowv, yknowv, you couldvwe described that VWITHOUT the unvwarranted jab at me.

 

This is really an unattractive picture you're painting. But like, of yourself. Dude, I used to think I hated myself, but you're sort of taking that cake.

 

no i couldnt havwe. youre essential to the insulting of my past self.

i dont hate myself. i think im a pretty damn fine specimen of alternian excellence, actually. i just vwasnt alvways one.

 

Don't insult the poor boy like that.

 

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I dunno dude. You're being pretty harsh and pretty open about painting a bad picture. And you also said you liked me when I called you an asshole before? So, uh, it's not exactly a thesis about self-love here, is what I'm thinking.

 

*stretching and yawning as he comes in* Hey everyone, is there any coffee ready or...

*blinking, he takes a second look - it's a bar, but definitely not the home coffee bar, and a much wider array of people*
*...always awkward to "wake up" in the dreamscape instead of home*

...right! Hi, then.

*Sev waves, and in a blink he's not in rumpled scrubs anymore but in a crisp, neat version of the suit he brought with him from Chicago, cape and all. He settles down on a barstool, and peers over the edge to see if there is, in fact, any coffee immediately summonable by this space*

 

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Simon reaches into Sev's field of vision, offering him a cup of coffee.
"This what you are looking for, good Sir?"

 

*blinks and accepts the cup* Thank you! Being tired in dreamspace should be an oxymoron, I would think, but I suppose I've been short enough on sleep lately that my expectations transfer over here regardless.

 

Optimus Prime: Previously known as Orion Pax, former Iaconian law enforcer, then declared Prime when the Matrix of Leadership chose him.
Leader of the Autobots, arch-nemesis and former friend of Megatron of Tarn, leader of the Decepticons.
And more relevantly a hypocrite of the highest degree, talking about freedom and protecting life on the one hand and shooting down a rebellion against a corrupt government with the other. Warlords, amiright?

 

He smiles, then straightens up a little from where he had previously fallen asleep in his armchair. He sniffs with distaste at the state of his own suit, wet and wrinkled as it is.
"Can't say I'd know the answer to that, considering my predicament seems to have changed the rules for me at least somewhat. But if I can be of service to you, good Sir, then I will."

 

He also participated in the broadscale slaughter of the lower classes in the past, while annexing a fully sentient and space-faring planet in the name of shoving himself into Cybertronian politics when someone he disliked was elected.

Not that Megatron is any better. All of us are terrible.

 

You're not terrible!

-She snuggles him.-

 

Man, that's a lot of doctors.

 

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Did someone say doctors?

 

*shrugs* I'll figure it out. Or not. That's the fun of a no-consequences space, after all.

In my experience, it's better to have more doctors than needed than... well, the other way around.

*waves*

 

I hope that works on the Cereuti. And that the Khalanghaari finish fighting each other soon, though Kumara knows we have no intention of becoming one of their client states.