All Aboard the Floating Dumpster: Trash Ships Ahoy

Besties.

 

“A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'!”

 

And a best friend who is also Lex Luthor will have mini electronics concealed under a flap of fake skin which they can use to disable the guards and reactivate your robot arms.

 

has anyone here read my hero academia
and if so, does anyone here ship a decent portion of the villains with deku
because I may.

 

The same comic also contains some hilariously innuendo-able lines from Spider-Man to Supes ("Wow! How did you get so hard so suddenly?"), but Lex/Doc Ock is in my opinion clearly the better ship. :::PPP

 

So I watched Amazing Spider-Man 2 a couple of weeks ago, and I've been meaning to post here since halfway through this scene. Apparently having one character say "I need you" to another is all it takes to make me decide that it would be great fun if the two of them were in a terribly unhealthy relationship.

Actually, something about Harry's desperation makes me want to ship him with pretty much every character he gets within two feet of.

 

I saw this and not only is it applicable to me, a Real Life Dumpster Witch, but also the ships I often enjoy:

 

because it came up in the OTHER 'bad ship' thread
people who've read and enjoyed the dresden files, which of the many terrible trash ships in that series is your FAVORITE terrible trash ship?
or, I mean, which several. trash ships are like potato chips.

 

Potato ships? Trash chips?

 

trash chips
we all rifle around in big dumpsters for them

 

Lady Margolotta's been around long enough that this is entirely plausible, really.

 

Reviving this thread to share a thought which randomly popped into my head and I thought people might appreciate: Wesley/Dread Pirate Roberts. "I'll most likely kill you in the morning." :::PPP

 

"Whenever the Dread Pirate Roberts said 'i'll most likely kill you in the morning' what he meant was 'I love you.'"

 

I just got into Roadhog/Junkrat. I HATE shoot-em-up games, but I saw these two on my dash and loved them, and now I want to get into the canon materials (thankfully not only the game) so I can remember who any of the other characters are. These two are just the trashbaby archetype I love. Been into it ever since Redwall and my love for mutually tsundere Brummie stoats. (Those two died about a third into one book out of twenty-something, but they stuck with me and I ship them hard even though they're gross on every level.)

 

I'm bringing this thread back because I started watching Jo-Jo's Bizarre Adventure and my head is full of incest and inappropriate usage of Stands.
After I finished Battle Tendency I headed straight to Rule34 and was sincerely surprised at the lack of Lisa Lisa/Joseph porn.

 

I would like to present Yang Xiao Long/James Ironwood.
It's terrible, and there's age difference out the wazoo, but yes.

 

Sendak/Shiro (Voltron Legendary Defender)

Except I can't find the dynamic I'm looking for. The closest I've come was a PWP. I want complete mutual cultural incomprehension, obsession and frustration. I also want long fic, and an examination of an alien culture that isn't maximized for porn. (I kind of also want "villain goes gray"/redemption arc)

I think I am not likely to get those things.

I am also Kylux trash, for which I partly blame @jacktrash

I also really like AR/Dirk, to the point I am writing fanfic of my favorite AR/Dirk fanfic.

 

Poking around Hetalia again and pretty much every ship in that has at least trash periods.