shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

IT'S ADDICTIVE.

 

And an extra shot of caramel, got it.

 

What. I'm just commenting that you remind me of Lucio, which is to say-- Well, beyond being annoyingly nice I can respect the twerp.
Freedom Fighter.
Great Musician... apparently.
(I don't listen to his music, not my style).
Just on the wrong side of things.

 

I've never tried it, but we get swarmed whenever it comes into season. I guess I could always uh, dream up some for you here?

Joke's on you, I'm fundamentally useless as a human being!

*He does finger guns.*

 

(It's coming before you get really sexually simulated, without a lot of touch, before you can really get into it. Not anything really weird. Just... awkward, and usually an old man thing.)

*laughs* You sure about that?

I mean, maybe there wasn't that one year in my dimension when we had Christmas every day, but... most of the time, holidays have only one day and selling the decorations too long before that day ends up kinda... diluting the effect of it. Makes it less special.

And selling Halloween decorations in August is kinda a capitalism thing, a always-need-to-be-selling-cool-holiday-stuff thing.

 

Pathetic. No one's fundamentally useless. Everyone has a reason, even after its been betrayed and crushed and mutilated.
Unless their name is Morrison, or maybe Ziegler. Or maybe Winston.

 

SURE I'M SURE. SANS AND I LIVED IN SNOWDIN FOR A FEW YEARS!

IT WAS ALWAYS SNOWY, AND WE KEPT THE WREATHS AND LIGHTS UP ALL YEAR. THEY WERE PRETTY!

AND BONES ARE ALWAYS IN SEASON.

 

So... everyone except the people you don't like?

 

*smiles softly* *fond but exasperated sigh* Should've known I couldn't convince you... and I'm honestly glad I didn't.

*smirks* *licks his lips* Yeah, they sure are. They sure are.

 

No. I don't like anyone in Overwatch, especially that damned child Jesse, but all of them have a use and a reason. Those three, especially the monkey, earned their uselessness.

 

You have really weird metrics for 'uselessness'.

 

You start being useless when you're a gorilla addicted to peanut butter, a madwoman that experimented on me without my consent, or a damned asshole who left me in a burning and exploding building and got a promotion ahead of me even when he'd promised he would never let anything pull us apart.

Useless. Need to be eliminated. Make sense?

 

So. Purely out of interest. How do you define usefulness and what do you do with people who have none after your evaluation?

 

That's not how words work, mister uh... Goth.

 

Captain! Good that I catch you here! I wanted to ask if you wanted the paperwork for tomorrow stacked by priority, alphabetically or chronologically by income or by due date?

 

Let's just call him Humpty-Dumpty.

 

Oh pits how did he find me?
I have to go.

 

But! Captain you didn't answer my question...!
Why does this always happen?

 

Useful: Alive, willing to do thing. Had have asked me earlier in my life and I'd have told you that 'willing to be the good guy no matter what' was on the list.
Useless: Not willing to do what it takes.

Reaper.

No, see, that's Reinhardt.