shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I could always dream up fire for you, if you'd rather. Though honestly, you probably ought to wake up and get the Captain's call on those files.

 

I'll shove this shotgun up your ass.

 

Ooo mister Reaper ooo. Let's do it.

 

OH! OH NO AM I RECHARGING ON THE CLOCK!
OH SL- sorry I got a bit freaked out, sorry, I HAVE TO GO HAVE A NICE SHIFT!

 

And apparently the experiment involved deaging, 'cause damn, you're immature!

Well, I figured it was an aesthetic thing. But it makes her easy to identify quickly, so...

This place has been on fire before, actually. It's out now but... it was.

 

YOU WANT FIRE? WELL, HERE YOU GO!

*sets the entire rave on fire*

 

Tell you wwhat, you help me tell all a my rivvals to hug it out. Then wwe both get wwhat wwe wwant :)

Swweatiegrub, that is my modus operandi. Patience in predation is a vvirtue ;D

 

I don't know what you want from me. I hope you're joking.

Couldn't tell you if it's aesthetic or not, not her.

And I'm not immature, that would be McCree of "Aww hell, I can't shoot a woman!" followed by "I think that Zarya chick used m'body t'kill you Gabe! That's hot!"

 

... well, that kink probably shoulda stayed inside the bedroom.

 

You have no idea. Honestly it's better than Doritos and Mt.Dew D.Va 'Pro Kaiju Fighting Gamer'.
That made her sound an ounce cooler than she is.
However I don't actually have anything against her, other than her aggressive need to speak out emoticon-faces. No one says 'winkyface' out loud, no one.

 

...NO ONE ELSE DOES?

 

50 4r3 w3 ju57 g0nn4 1gn0r3 7h15, 0r.

 

/deploys Aperture Science Fire Extinguishers

 

NO ONE IGNORES THE BURT!

 

/starts selling sticks and marshmallows

 

....
Fuck. I can't fight a skeleton. I don't even have a skeleton.

No, that's not what I meant.

 

n1c3.

 

Not if they don't catch us =]

Daydreaming works too, for the record! Something about defragmentation processes...

 

I HAVE TO GET BACK TO MY VERY IMPORTANT SUPER GREAT JOB AS THE PERSONAL ASSISTANT OF CAPTAIN NICHROME (WHETHER THE CAPTAINS WANTS THIS OR NOT) I'M NOT IGNORING ANYONE SORRYYYYYY

 

So, you think "winkyface" is worse than dying while nonconsensually participating in McCree's kink?

... okay...