shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

1 4lr34dy h4v3 0n3 h0rr18l3 w4d3r fuck1ng up my l0v3 l1f3, 1 d0n'7 n33d 4n07h3r. 35p3c14lly 4 m0r3 p47h371c 0n3. 7h15 15 n07 4n 4r34 wh3r3 my du4l17y 7h1ng c4n 83 3xpl0173d. >8( >8(

 

ORGANIC BODIES SOUND LIKE A LOT OF TROUBLE. SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PROBLEMS JUST TO DO WITH...

(he can't even bring himself to finish the sentence)

 

That's okay. I just...I was very amused. I...

I wouldn't mind being 35 again, because I was probably prettier...but I don't EVER want to be 18 again.

 

Sex. Yeah. But we manage alright.

 

Wwiiiiiith... boners?

 

I don't know if I even remember being eighteen. *laughs*

 

Now picture being 18 and having to deal with both problems. Yikes.

(Though I'd say you're plenty handsome now, so why bother longing for the past, right?)

 

Uh, excuse me?? Wwhat's wwith this evveryone taking jokes seariously ship?? Wwho called the fun legislacerators??

 

its not as fun as it looks.

 

"36. After we met. At 35 you were very pretty, I'm sure, and also very possessed much of the time.

But I also think you are beautiful now, and I know I am not alone in that."

 

Thanks...and I am so sorry.

 

I'd add to the compliment pile, but I guess no one wwants to hear aboat my opinions, evven wwhen I'm not "stepping on people."

 

THIS BEHAVIOR IS UNACCEPTABLE! I WILL BE FORCED TO ISSUE A VERBAL WARNING IF THIS CONTINUES. PERHAPS EVEN... A WRITTEN ONE!

NO ONE HAD TO CALL ME, SIR-OR-MA'AM-OR-GENDER-NEUTRAL-RESPECTFUL-TITLE. THE FUN POLICE ARRIVE WHENEVER FUN LEVELS RISE ABOVE THAT MANDATED BY LAW FOR SAFETY.

 

When exactly have they not involved that? And "just now" doesn't count.

 

m4y83 7ry m4k1ng 83773r j0k35??

 

HMM. WHILE THAT INDIVIDUAL HAS NOT DONE ANYTHING WORTH PURSUING, IT IS QUITE SUSPICIOUS TO RUN FROM THE LAW. I WILL HAVE MY METAPHYSICAL EYE ON YOU, SIR-OR-MA'AM-OR-GENDER-NEUTRAL-RESPECTFUL-TITLE.

 

jokes are serious business to the subjugglators. its howv i finally kicked the bucket, metaphorically speaking.

 

"Oh no, feel free to tell my matesprit he's adorable, if we keep it up it might sink in."

 

Wwhale you betta leavve, cause this place is a wworse buzzkill than my ex >:(

Uh... wwhen exactly havve you interacted wwith me before? And "just noww" doesn't count.

In other words, wwhat wwoofbeast do you got in this race? And do you evven knoww the odds??

Evver hear the one aboat the rainbowwdrinker and the gamblignant?? I hear that ones a reel mindfuck.

 

I've been hearing you guys talking, you know. Might wanna whisper if you wanna be private about stuff.